Happy easter~!

Well its easter, so we're suppose to celebrate christ getting ressurrected and stuff. Anyway, i've thought of sth funny to talk about. Let me start things off with a joke. So the story begins with 3 guys who have sinned. So they went to the church to confess their sins to the pastor. Let them be Tom, Dick and Harry.

Tom: Father, forgive me for i have sinned. I killed somebody with my own 2 hands with a piece of beancurd.

Pastor:*standard christian phrase* You will be forgiven, now drink the holy water.

Tom: *drinks*

Harry: pffttt *sniggers*

Then, its dick's turn.

Dick: Father, forgive me for i have sinned. I doped a grouchy customer's drink with chilli and caused him to choke to death.

Pastor:*standard christian phrase* You will be forgiven, now drink the holy water.

Dick: *drinks*

Harry: HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

then, its Harry's turn to confess.

Pastor: Now my child, what is your sin?

Harry: I'VE BEEN PEEING IN YOUR HOLY WATER SINCE LAST YEAR! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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No offence to the other christians XD. Ok so anyway, what's life anyway? God gave us life? From the following comments about life:

1)Life's a bitch
2)Life sucks
3)Life has no meaning
4)Life's unfair

*this is found on TCS too =D, bloody brilliant ppl*

We can conclude that "Life" is a female, prejudiced black hole that couold not be found in all kinds of scientific journals or any encyclopedias, and this is gifted to everyone of us by GOD! So Hallelujah! And a happy easter to you all =D