Wednesday, October 04, 2006

GAWD! SCHOOL WAS SO BORING TODAY! Sheesh, when prelim's over, i thought we can start on some solid revision, turns out to be a disappointment e-v-e-r-y-d-a-y -__- we're actually covering so much lesser, rawr -_-

Had dental treatment at outram after that, but before that, me, kwek, yi long, justin, jin quan, eldon and wayne went to chinatown to walk walk shop shop before going for our dentist appointment:

Uni: aye guys, wanna go makan at that german bratwurst seller? (its a german guy selling hotdogs)

Eldon: Aiyo, why don't want makan here? (translation: aiyo at cheenatown, so ex sia, don't want la)

*adopts swiss voting system* 5-2, so we go chinatown to eat =D

Disappointment, that german guy may be big, but his hotdogs are so small (don't think dirty la -_-) Wah lao, $1.50 buy a "Bratwurst on a onion bun", should really call it a WEENY on an onion bun lor, so small, more like cocktail sausages on a bun since theres no onion taste at all -__-

So we went to maxwell hawker centre to makan instead and en yeow told us:

"WHERES THE GARLIC/ONION?! WE NEED GARLIC/ONION BEFORE SEEING THE DENTIST =D"

So if anyone of you wanna be a dentist, please wear a gas mask before treating some skinny man whose breathe is worse then his bite ;p

Ate some "famous" chicken rice reccomended by eldon, but really can't see much of a difference between ALL the damn chicken rice -__- its just the same bloody taste of chicken oil and chicken on some sauce that is made from soya sauce and MSG

Finally, we reach our destination, THE dental board, being bored students, we ran up the slope instead of taking stairs. Took our number and waited patiently for our turn. Don't know bout the others, but the trainee taking care of me were scary, period:

Trainee A: *inspects uni's teeth*
Trainee A: *rants out a bunch of words that uni doesn't know, such as calculus, mild gingervitis, etc etc* 7 molars. EH, he sec 4? how many molars should he have? He got 7
Trainee B: Normal's 11~14
Uni's thoughts: bloody hell la, my mouth small cannot issit? need so much teeth for what -_-
Trainee A: *sigh* number 7 (probably refering to my numbered molar) seems to prone to decaying. *calls senior dentist*
Senior dentist: *checks* hmmhmm, don't seem to be a problem, don't need treatment la *walks away*
-Trainee B calls another senior dentist-
Senior dentist 2: *checks* Wah lao, number 7 seems to be decaying!
Trainee A: But mrs choy say not a problem..
Senior denstist 2: Oh? Oh yeah, not a problem..
Uni's thoughts: JESUS CHRSIT! YOU HENPECKED DENTIST! GOT PROBLEM THEN SAY LA! WHAT NO PROBLEM?! MY TEETH LEH UNCLE!
Trainee A: Don't worry you'll be alright..
Uni: *smiles*
Uni's thoughts: i thought im having my teeth checked, not my brain or my heart or anything! are you saying i'm gonna die -_-

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So that ends my dental experience, and man it sucked more then a vacuum cleaner that can suck up a bowling ball. The teeth cleaning process hurted like hell, she's like jet washing my gums instead of my teeth and i heard her complain that to her trainee friend;

Trainee B: Aye, why so much blood?
Trainee A: No choice, he got a lot of gums overlapping =l
Uni's thoughts: aye xiao jie, the dentist back at my school clean my teeth also not so painful, you this noob 0 exp trainee complain i too much gums wtf -__-

This ends in 1 conclusion:

Free dental treatments for us, free experimental specimens for the dental students
One of the trainees actually came over to my cubicle and joked:" How's YOUR specimen doing?"

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