Today, chemistry practical, tomorrow, APOCALYPSE!
Yeah yeah, i'm sure most of you guys out there who has given up on the subject physics is probably DAMN RELAX about tomorrow since a particular science teacher has been so HARDWORKING and DRIVEN that she DOES PRACTICALS so often that her students are so CONFIDENT.
*cough cough, sarcasm*
Well, there are somethings you can do to reduce the chances of screwing up tomorrow's practical exams. Here are 3 easy steps:
Step 1: Have a good night's sleep.
Step 2: Pray to God so he'll grant you wisdom yadda yadda etc
Step 3: Put a baby jesus statue in your bag and hang a jesus keychain by your pencil box
Ooops, wrong script, applicable only to christians, well, for us PAGANS and ATHEISTs, here's one simple line:
MUG OR DIE YOU NOOB!!!ONEONE!!ONE!!111!
Nah nah, jokes asides, but seriously, what CAN we study for physics practical? We don't even have a physics mock exam =_= Lets see what the MOST EXCELLENT PHYSICS TEACHER WHICH CAN PRODUCE 80% DISTINCTIONS IN 4-1 said:
"Whaaat yew ngee?! I've done so MANY practicals with your class and now you tell me you're not confident?"
*sacarsm lock on*
Here's what the expert who has been studying physics for the whole of today gotta say:
Xuanqi: The trend for experiment design questions is to get density o_o
...and i think lens might come out tomorrow, i just got a feeling..
------------------------n o s a c a r s m i n t e n d e d ----------------------------------------
Thats funny, i had a feeling electronics would come out, then again, i had a feeling that a chimpanzee put into cold sleep was revived and ran rampage around the chemistry lab during our practical too.. hmmmmm
*cough cough, sarcasm*
Well, there are somethings you can do to reduce the chances of screwing up tomorrow's practical exams. Here are 3 easy steps:
Step 1: Have a good night's sleep.
Step 2: Pray to God so he'll grant you wisdom yadda yadda etc
Step 3: Put a baby jesus statue in your bag and hang a jesus keychain by your pencil box
Ooops, wrong script, applicable only to christians, well, for us PAGANS and ATHEISTs, here's one simple line:
MUG OR DIE YOU NOOB!!!ONEONE!!ONE!!111!
Nah nah, jokes asides, but seriously, what CAN we study for physics practical? We don't even have a physics mock exam =_= Lets see what the MOST EXCELLENT PHYSICS TEACHER WHICH CAN PRODUCE 80% DISTINCTIONS IN 4-1 said:
"Whaaat yew ngee?! I've done so MANY practicals with your class and now you tell me you're not confident?"
*sacarsm lock on*
Here's what the expert who has been studying physics for the whole of today gotta say:
Xuanqi: The trend for experiment design questions is to get density o_o
...and i think lens might come out tomorrow, i just got a feeling..
------------------------n o s a c a r s m i n t e n d e d ----------------------------------------
Thats funny, i had a feeling electronics would come out, then again, i had a feeling that a chimpanzee put into cold sleep was revived and ran rampage around the chemistry lab during our practical too.. hmmmmm
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