Monday, September 18, 2006

Today, chemistry practical, tomorrow, APOCALYPSE!

Yeah yeah, i'm sure most of you guys out there who has given up on the subject physics is probably DAMN RELAX about tomorrow since a particular science teacher has been so HARDWORKING and DRIVEN that she DOES PRACTICALS so often that her students are so CONFIDENT.

*cough cough, sarcasm*

Well, there are somethings you can do to reduce the chances of screwing up tomorrow's practical exams. Here are 3 easy steps:

Step 1: Have a good night's sleep.
Step 2: Pray to God so he'll grant you wisdom yadda yadda etc
Step 3: Put a baby jesus statue in your bag and hang a jesus keychain by your pencil box

Ooops, wrong script, applicable only to christians, well, for us PAGANS and ATHEISTs, here's one simple line:

MUG OR DIE YOU NOOB!!!ONEONE!!ONE!!111!

Nah nah, jokes asides, but seriously, what CAN we study for physics practical? We don't even have a physics mock exam =_= Lets see what the MOST EXCELLENT PHYSICS TEACHER WHICH CAN PRODUCE 80% DISTINCTIONS IN 4-1 said:

"Whaaat yew ngee?! I've done so MANY practicals with your class and now you tell me you're not confident?"

*sacarsm lock on*

Here's what the expert who has been studying physics for the whole of today gotta say:

Xuanqi: The trend for experiment design questions is to get density o_o

...and i think lens might come out tomorrow, i just got a feeling..

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Thats funny, i had a feeling electronics would come out, then again, i had a feeling that a chimpanzee put into cold sleep was revived and ran rampage around the chemistry lab during our practical too.. hmmmmm

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