Tuesday, September 05, 2006

BEST, FISH EVER!

Been waking up at like 7am everyday to go study with a bunch of friends, fun, but backbreaking (talk about writing with your backs bent for a few hours =_= ) So today, went to the Esplanade (Durian) to study under xuanqi's reccomendation since the bugis NLB is like, damn crowded =_=

So, we reached there at around 9.30++ am, we stood outside, staring at the sign:

"Opens from Monday ~ Friday, 11am to 9pm"

uni: =_= wth? *stares at xq*
xq: Yay~lets go Macs~

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So we ended up studying at Macs with the irritating tibeten guy screaming at some black raven at Shangri-La

Now, the star of today's post, Long John Silver's NEWEST, most "DELECTABLE" dish ever!

"Breaded fish with tongue tingling sauce on rice"

Damn right, the sauce was tongue tingling, or rather, exotic. And by what the manager of Long John's mean by exotic in our context, i figured it meant "disgusting", "revolting" and absolutely "horrendous" What was supposedly honey tasted like some sauce made from a hive of dead bees ran over by a rubbish truck!

So the both of us, took a few bites and gave up. Even resorting to filling the entire bowl of food with chilli turned out USELESS and every attempt to qwell the "flavour" ended up in futile. Distraughted, we ate the nacho like thing, spying around the Long John's for victims like ourselves.

A middle aged guy walks in with 2 kids, orders ONE bowl of what we ordered for himself and bought sth else for the kids.

We stared.

uni: *whispers* another victim, let us pray for him
xq: *nod nod*

As we watched with both pity and horror, the brave soul ate...

..and ate...

..and ate?..

uni: holy sh*t, ''his appetite is as vast as the universe and his stomach is made of steel! (in chinese)
xq: O_O

that guy's a monster (or are we too spoiled) he wolfed down the food as if it's edible! No sooner, he finished it with us looking in awe.

Conclusion: Guys after NS can wolf down almost any types of food.

Oh, before i forgot, if anyone wants to play a prank at SMRT (with all those policemen running here and there) heres what you do:

Wear sth that makes you look like a terrorist, throw a box into the train, wait till the doors are closed, you put up this notice:

"There is a bomb in your train, have a nice day =) " -Saddam Bin Osama


Sit back, and watch the passengers stare back at you in fear XD

1 Comments:

Blogger xuanqi said...

your post sounds more profound than mine. mine is like simple english. well, blame that on my pore old brain with limited english vocabulary. rawrs! had fun today. thanks thanks!

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