Fun with equations~

Hmm the prelims are approaching, if i were you, i'd probably start cramming in all your crap formulas. So in that process and with some luck, i just thought of sth, ain't it fun if you make formulas connect into sth weird? Let you creativity run XD

Statement: "Money is not everything."

Equation: Money =/= Everything

Statement: "Money is the root of all evil"

Equation: Evil^1/2 =/= Everything

Conclusion: Not everything is half evil (but it may be fully Evil =) )

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Statement:"Nobody is perfect."

Equation: Nobody = Perfect

Statement:"You are a nobody." (when someone insults you)

Equation: You = Nobody = Perfect

Conclusion: That moron trying to insult you says you're perfect.

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Statement: Nothing is impossible

Equation: Nothing = Impossible

Statement: "That is nothing la! Look what i can do!"

Equation: Sth you're doing = Nothing

Conclusion: The moron trying insult you, is yet again, wrong, because you did the impossible

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Statement: No cats have nine tails

Equation: No cat = 9 tails

Statement: A cat has one more tail then "no cat"

Equation: No cat + 1 = Cat

Conclusion: A cat has 10 tails.

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Lets have some math:

Theorem: All numbers are equal.
Proof:
Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
a - t/2 = b - t/2
a = b

So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.