Whats with whale poaching?

Ok, so i woke up on a saturday morning at 10.54 am, like, the latest i've ever woken on a term so late. So there i was brushing my teeth and washing up, i made my way down stairs and *poof* i see my dad sitting at the living room watching chnl 50 (the chinese news chnl thingy)

Uni's first thought: Sh*t, porridge for lunch..

Background: Whenever dad is home, lunch is NEVER yummy.

Uni: Pa, not going to work?
Dad: No.
Uni (shouts to aunt): WHATS FOR LUNCH?
Aunt: Err..vegetables..fish..porridge..
Uni: (hates it when im right)

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Went to the kitchen and brought sth to the living room to eat. As i munched my garlic bread, i found out my dad was watching the japs pwning whales manipulating the whale protection protocol as they claim they hunted those whales for "SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH"

Some Jap guy who looks like he's intelligent: In the year 2XXX (a.k.a. i won't live that long to suffer the dmgs we've done), the world will have reached 9billion, food will be a problem etc etc, then lotsa forest have to be cleared for agriculture, so we have to start eating whale meat! Bon appetite! *eats a whale burger* Mmmm, Whal-donalds!

Uni's thoughts: I thought whale is going extinct, why the (_@&*(@ are they hunting them now if you wanna use them for food reserves later?

Like Mrs Lau said during geography, the japs are really asking for trouble. They hunt whales, they cant eat the meat, what for? If the kids ain't like it why you wanna promote whale burgers so much? They're not even tasty nor THAT nutritious. Yes we know, it fed your bloody country after the world war but shldn't you be GRATEFUL such a giant stupid (becuz they're so friendly to the evil humans) fish existed? Sheesh..