Genes! Don't you just love them?

Okay, had lessons about heridity and all that crap. Suddenly, it struck me! Why didn't a realize is sooner? Now i know why my Dad is so damn unreasonable and my Sister is such a damn hypocrite. Lets take the DOMINANT gene as unreasonability since its so unreasonable that it can argue reasonability out of its stand. As miss lam has stated, the genotypes will thus be Rr, because she also said its UNWISE to use alphabets with ambiguous capital and small letters to represent your gametes.

So anyway, my mum's the really reasonable one, so she should be homozygous reasonable (rr), and my dad, super unreasonable, its the homozygous UNreasonable (RR). So with the understanding, the F1 generation (children) in biology terms is US.

Ok so you can see, no matter how you mix and match, you'll end up with heterozygous (Rr) genes, which is supposedly unreasonable since it is dominant. So as you can see i relate this to my sister.

My sister is a hypocritical miser or ****** (insert word of insults here) She goes on how bloody hygeneic and all she is. She changes to her pyjamas or bathe before she sleeps, washes her face with 100++ dollar creams (at expenses of my dad), etc etc. She often goes "LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL BAGS! I WANNA BUY!" but then she would often go "No la, better save money." Despite seeing this Carlo Ringo bag going for 100++ dollars, she waited till the great singapore sale but HAVE NOT YET BOUGHT IT. Even when my aunt gave her the money, she kapo-ed it and didn't buy the bag =_=

So anyway, she was watching "friends" in my kor's room (he went to tokyo for 2 wks), i went in to enjoy the aircon, and sat on the bed, then the bitching starts.

Conversation Re-enactment (at around 7pm):

Uni (insert normal uni voice): Wah lao you watch friends for the 982981984294th time for what?
Sis (insert squirmy, high pitched typical b*tch voice): OI! I TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES ALREADY! YOU SO DIRTY LIE ON KOR'S BED FOR WHAT?!
Uni: I just bathed at around 4pm and slept till now =_=
Sis: I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE JUST DIRTY! YOU LIE ON THE SOFA WHICH ALL THE PEOPLE LIE ON JUST NOW! (Display of Rr genes, she firmly believes she is the only clean one in the house and think the rest of the family is "dirty")
Uni: Oh wow, i find it damn ironic that that came from someone who doesn't use a common spoon to scoop food huh?
Sis: YOU SHUT UP LA! JUST GET OFF THE BED! ( Mental denial of the fact that she got pwned)
Uni: Ah whatever, next time i buy any tidbits you don't take (yes she kapos my munchies), its too TAINTED FOR YOUR HOLY MOUTH WOMG! -walks off-
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So you can see the display of Rr genes. 1/2 the unreasonability of my Dad. Now this is what happens if its my dad's unreasonability in her.

Converstaion Simulation (at around 7pm):

Uni (insert normal uni voice): Wah lao you watch friends for the 982981984294th time for what?
Sis (insert chimpanzee screaming voice): GET OUT YOU DIRTY BRAT! NOW! -instantly turns to a giant green hulk and throws uni out of the window-

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An excellent display of deterence before any mental damage can be done to her =l