NEW DISCOVERY!

Well, im sure you all know about the jewel in the palace, and the irritating indian like theme song. BUT, today, i've made the most interesting discovery ever! The song is actually based on an actual chinese history! For your viewing pleasures, i present to you:

http://www.caixiong.com/Flash/Admin/$$000/060218/bx_dcj.swf

So anyway if you're chinese is horrendously poor due to mr *COUGH COUGH* I WONDER WHICH MOE MINISTER *COUGH* WHO REMOVED OUR *COUGH COUGH* TEXT BOOK* COUGH* Here's the background:

Long ago, some really strong guy called WU SONG, kills a bloody tiger and is hailed a hero (if you killed one now, you'll be called a poacher) So anyway, WU SONG has a brother called, WU DA LANG, some short guy (probably he's half troll) , with a face as smooth as mark lee, gets married to some woman called PAN JING LIAN. Yeah, pretty much you can guess PANG JING LIAN got into an affair with some guy called XI MEN QING, and together, they poisoned WU DA LANG. So you can see, being a very nice little brother, WU SONG went to beat up XI MEN QING (and if you did that now, you'll be filed for assault)

So, as the short clip goes (which is kinda inaccurate to what happened):

Animation: Some biscuit seller with a pig, Xi men qing beat him up

Lyrics:Wu Da Lang~ Wu-Da lang, AI ZHU-U DA~ ~ (shorty-man, shorty man, kenna beaten up by a pig:XI MEN QING)

Animation: More getting beaten up scene

Lyrics: Ai Zhu da~ Aii, Zhu da, Aii zhu-u da~ (kenna beaten up by pig:Xi Meng Qing x 3 )

Animation: Still getting beaten up

Lyrics: Da le ni~ Da le ni~ -some words i don't understand- (beat you, beat you, beat till open up ground?)

Animation: WU SONG APPEARS! Little cosmos erupts *anger*

Lyrics: AH DI NUUU LA~ x 3 ( little brother angry x 3)

Chorus:

Animation: Up-Left-Kick, WOMG street fighter! *xi men qing flies 42.195miles*

Lyrics: CHUIII AH~ TIII AH~ AHH TAA NA TOU ZHU~ KU TA LA~ KU TA MA~ TA JIU WAN LA~ (Pound ~ Kick~ kenna beat up that pig ~ Cry lor ~ cry his mother~ he's a goner)
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Well it doesn't really make sense, but yeah you get what i mean. Its still funny =D