We miss mdm sng T_T
Dang, there goes the only nice teacher we have and here comes a relief teacher boring us. Thank god its only temporary. Well, we have a new teacher, and this is my stereotype thinking of this over 50 ish teacher coming in.
Uni's thoughts: Oh lord god, please let me be wrong stereotyping ALL old teachers into boring people.
She came in, and taught (perhaps to the wall). Her VOICE was BARELY AUDIBLE (about 2.00000000001 Hz) Not only was it monotonous and boring, it was SOFT. Sheesh, even that tiny king fisher smaller then the size of her pharynx can produce a more audible tune. I mean, ENGLISH TEACHER?! MONOTONOUS?! Thats as good as an art teacher doing art with a ruler(not as a material) for abstract.
But words don't mean ANYTHING! There must be EVIDENCE, for the PROVENENCE may be BIASED (like some teacher). So a picture speak a thousand words, and, i present to you, a reliable source.
Exhibit A
Well, the brave reporter who risked his booking record from the evil clutches of BOOKER W (wayne) deserve a cookie for this picture during english. But i shalt conceive his identity for protection. So anyway, she literally bored some of us to sleep.
Oh well, we all learn ONE lesson from this, thou shalt not take things for granted (esp good teachers but not monotonous voices that can be used as a lullaby for sleep)
Uni's thoughts: Oh lord god, please let me be wrong stereotyping ALL old teachers into boring people.
She came in, and taught (perhaps to the wall). Her VOICE was BARELY AUDIBLE (about 2.00000000001 Hz) Not only was it monotonous and boring, it was SOFT. Sheesh, even that tiny king fisher smaller then the size of her pharynx can produce a more audible tune. I mean, ENGLISH TEACHER?! MONOTONOUS?! Thats as good as an art teacher doing art with a ruler(not as a material) for abstract.
But words don't mean ANYTHING! There must be EVIDENCE, for the PROVENENCE may be BIASED (like some teacher). So a picture speak a thousand words, and, i present to you, a reliable source.
Exhibit AWell, the brave reporter who risked his booking record from the evil clutches of BOOKER W (wayne) deserve a cookie for this picture during english. But i shalt conceive his identity for protection. So anyway, she literally bored some of us to sleep.
Oh well, we all learn ONE lesson from this, thou shalt not take things for granted (esp good teachers but not monotonous voices that can be used as a lullaby for sleep)
posted by † Misère Noire † at
5:48 AM
5 Comments:
Just when I thought all is peace back in school??!!
The person next to the sleeper is playing with a handphone under the desk, so we've got 2 guilty parties here.
3 actually, if you count the photographer.
4, if you count the writer of this blog, who is most definitely in cahoots with the photographer.
37, if you count the rest of the class who did nothing to stop all these criminal activities from taking place.
You are all GUILTY!!!!
Now wait till I send the URL of this post to the Discipline Com!
Actually...
To be candid...
The relief teacher actually sounded like a tape recorder to me...
I was first reminded of the lesson on oral reading...
And...
I Plead Not Guilty. For I was actually listening to her during lesson time...
=O Noooo
I'm as innocent as durai!
Besides, here's the way how prefects book. If they have don't see you using handphone, they can't book you ;p
Loopholes~ wee~
LOL bruddar!
Why 37 and not 41 ppl guilty?
And those sitting on the other side of the class can plead NOT guilty. Because we can't see these criminal activities taking place. And if we don't look, we won't know, right? So, not guilty.
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