Oh well, lets get done with the homework first ;p
Well, its the last week of school, so the teacher have already started their onslaught of homeworks on the powerless students (well we actually retaliate 42x, but they have unlimited time to mark =_=). So I had considered the worse we'll expect from the dragon fly (qing ting: Mrs Ting), she'll give us 2 stacks of testpapers to do and say something like,
"HERE'S YOUR HOLIDAY HOMEWORK! NOW DO IT! I WANT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU TO HAND IN!"
Heres our list on the first day:
Chinese Composition: (done)
Chemistry Worksheet:(done)
Social Studies, to be handed on wednesday to Name: (done)
English: Doing now ;p
Ok, so lets start, mdm sng made a comment about the walking google, so I'll do my composition on the walking google. So if you're bored expecting the normal crap, please skip this semi-serious composition. Thank you =)
Title: The Walking-Google©
She may appear to be your everyday, average teacher, oftenly dressed in a simple manner with no protruding colours, and your simple short hair to reduce the hassel over lengthy ones. Sometimes, she wears a pair of grey spectacles of much simplicity for reading. However, things do not oftenly seem as it is, for this teacher, is no ordinary one. No, it is not because she has three arms and four legs, but it is a special character she has, that you will never guess until she opens her mouth.
No, it is not bad breath, please, stop guessing already. Fine, I shall reveal it, it is, her incredible wide variety of general knowledge that stretches far beyond what an average teacher can teach! Unmistakably nicknamed the Walking Google© in the school, for she is able to relate a simple term and respond with answers of thousands of similiarity. She look normal, but what is inside of this shell of deception lies an unique gift. Blessed with such a talent, she is able to become the most versatile teacher in the whole of XYJ secondary school, master of all areas in academic achievements, this teacher will go the extra mile just to input knowledge in her students so they can score well. The wonders this teacher can do, is beyond what words can describe. If she is able to give a lecture on life, I'm sure you can listen to her for ages and attain a higher level of cultivation in general knowledge.
Yes, she is none other then Miss. L.! An epitome of dilligence in a teacher's few aspect of being considered, "great". Of course, her faith in god also played a huge part in lighting the light of enlightenment into our obscure heads, for she have all the answers in the world processed in her sophisticated brain, except for the supernatural where she will use her famous phrase,"God made it that way." However, sometimes her penchant of wanting to share these marvelous knowledge leads to her downfall from most ungrateful lot students who does not seem to appreaciate her kindness. Ironically, she finds only immense pain in anguish of not being able to distribute these knowledge instead of grieving over the ungratefulness shown on the expressions of her students.
Each aptness granted by god seems to be replaced by another flaw, that is life, and in this case, there is no exceptions. Why? Nobody knows, because God made it that way.
PS: DO NOT SHOW THIS COMPOSITION TO HER MDM SNG! NEITHER OF YOU "BAD STUDENTS" TOO!
"HERE'S YOUR HOLIDAY HOMEWORK! NOW DO IT! I WANT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU TO HAND IN!"
Heres our list on the first day:
Chinese Composition: (done)
Chemistry Worksheet:(done)
Social Studies, to be handed on wednesday to Name: (done)
English: Doing now ;p
Ok, so lets start, mdm sng made a comment about the walking google, so I'll do my composition on the walking google. So if you're bored expecting the normal crap, please skip this semi-serious composition. Thank you =)
Title: The Walking-Google©
She may appear to be your everyday, average teacher, oftenly dressed in a simple manner with no protruding colours, and your simple short hair to reduce the hassel over lengthy ones. Sometimes, she wears a pair of grey spectacles of much simplicity for reading. However, things do not oftenly seem as it is, for this teacher, is no ordinary one. No, it is not because she has three arms and four legs, but it is a special character she has, that you will never guess until she opens her mouth.
No, it is not bad breath, please, stop guessing already. Fine, I shall reveal it, it is, her incredible wide variety of general knowledge that stretches far beyond what an average teacher can teach! Unmistakably nicknamed the Walking Google© in the school, for she is able to relate a simple term and respond with answers of thousands of similiarity. She look normal, but what is inside of this shell of deception lies an unique gift. Blessed with such a talent, she is able to become the most versatile teacher in the whole of XYJ secondary school, master of all areas in academic achievements, this teacher will go the extra mile just to input knowledge in her students so they can score well. The wonders this teacher can do, is beyond what words can describe. If she is able to give a lecture on life, I'm sure you can listen to her for ages and attain a higher level of cultivation in general knowledge.
Yes, she is none other then Miss. L.! An epitome of dilligence in a teacher's few aspect of being considered, "great". Of course, her faith in god also played a huge part in lighting the light of enlightenment into our obscure heads, for she have all the answers in the world processed in her sophisticated brain, except for the supernatural where she will use her famous phrase,"God made it that way." However, sometimes her penchant of wanting to share these marvelous knowledge leads to her downfall from most ungrateful lot students who does not seem to appreaciate her kindness. Ironically, she finds only immense pain in anguish of not being able to distribute these knowledge instead of grieving over the ungratefulness shown on the expressions of her students.
Each aptness granted by god seems to be replaced by another flaw, that is life, and in this case, there is no exceptions. Why? Nobody knows, because God made it that way.
PS: DO NOT SHOW THIS COMPOSITION TO HER MDM SNG! NEITHER OF YOU "BAD STUDENTS" TOO!
posted by † Misère Noire † at
2:32 AM
2 Comments:
I'm impressed that you started on your homework so soon. Adam Khoo must have done some magic after all?!!
Re your essay:
- You have many interesting observations of the Walking Google.
- To score higher, you must get rid of the grammatical errors, plus some wrong use of words (eg. "protruding" colour??)
- Can you edit and improve on it?
Another assignment coming up but the next one needs to wait till I produce a model to show you first.
Don't scream. Think positive!
i thought protruding means outstanding? hmm, weird. bout the grammar, i didn't check when i was writing ;p but i will during exams! and when im free later
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