Physics Practicals are Ph*cking Phun~!

Says wayne and uni.

Then we stepped into the physics lab, to await our fates while destiny unfolds. Staring back at us, were lenses, 3 metre rules, a marble (glass sphere) and a stopwatch. Everybody thoughts were in unison, with the exact same meaning:

Lazy Mdm Shariffa was, now screwed we will be.

It took a 40% failure rate for practicals for her to re-run practicals THEORETICALLY with us, and for O levels, no THEORETICAL practical part came out, genius, excellento, which in german context, means you are screwed.

Let me give you guys the ans i got from my friends who got them from their teachers:

Focal Length: 14cm (allowance is probably + - 2.0cm like in chem)

Acceleration of Marble: 20~40 (not sure), but acceleration due to gravity is 10m/s^2, which is 1000cm/s^2, throw in resistance and friction, i'm sure a 40/1000, 4% efficiency rate is really horrendously scary.

Graph: Supposedly a curve

Ah well, it all boils down to practise makes perfect.

Ah well, PE today was fun, played captain's ball for like 3hours ++ with breaks in between. Had a sprained ankle so just stood there and be the captain and catch balls xD

First played at the community centre's hall, then halfway joanne called, rofl, she couldn't find the class and while i was on the phone, i attempted to catch the ball with one hand =P Obviously, failed, hands too small

Eldon: WAH LAO EH? TALK ON THE PHONE SOMEMORE?!

But woah, gotta hand it to dennis lim and jun quan, can jump sia, block so much ball o_O Then jun quan acted like a monkey, jumping around, one word, hiliarious. Picture this, a tigger that's high on cocaine reaching out for um, honey, and his tail is genetically enhanced with springy tail genes to help his bounce o_o

Kinda sad that we had quite a few casualties, here's the list:

Xuan Qi:
Most number of attempts made to catch the ball with her head. Rofl, hit her head 3 times i think o_o

Jia Min:
Most number of collisions made to the champion (letty) or vice versa. Seeing her ramming letty into the steel grill thingy is like watching a motorcycle collide into a 18 wheeler cargo truck carrying 900 tonnes of bricks, ouch >_<

Shi Min:
Ah, poor thing, her finger kenna hit by ball again, then the nail sorta get levered out (again) Happened the 2nd time -__- Same finger somemore =(

Qian Ling:
Ball flew in her face (because of eldon), ouch >_< Probably a burning sensation, and like most people (including yours truly), we'll think,"SH!T ! IS MY NOSE STILL STRAIGHT?!" Like most movies where the nose bends lol o_O

Uni (me):
Probably the funniest casualty ever, walks, gets hit by a ball (not when we're playing) on a nose, first thoughts,"AHHH! MY NOSE! *thinks of michael jackson*, then falls flat -_-


Yi Long (thank god he's alright now):
Dunno what happened, but i saw him and kwek rolling on the floor, then his leg bent >_< As in really bent (slightly) At first i thought it was a fracture or sth, but eldon said its something like having your muscles contracting tightly to your bone because it's outta place, *shivers* hurts, but luckily victor and him pushed the bone back or sth =l

Ah well, hope they're alright now, we still got a killer practical on thursday (damn physics >_<), and luckily no one injured their right hand (for writing) Lets hope we can pass it this time =l

5 Reasons why it sucks to live in my house:

1) Papers/worksheets regardless of importance will be transformed into paper carriers for bone disposals every 12 hours by the illiterate (although one of them dropped outta college) maids. Occasionally, their stupidity rises beyond a turkey and they TORE MY SEC 4 SS SKILLS PRACTICE BOOK (wtf -_-ll)

2) During festive seasons, such as the hazy moon cake festivals, ( my house is clamped between two major condos, my neighbour's a PM for ang mo kio, meaning he's in lee hsien long's party =O), people would often pop their heads out and stare at us enjoying the festivities barbequeing in the garden, or simply just drinking tea and eating moon cake

3) My house is like a battlefield between armies of ancient china. Just imagine those chinese soap operas with their power mongering family members trying to vive for teh throne. But not that exaggerating la, just a bit of trifle here and there, but constant. Normally it all sparks when the Dowager (grandmother) pisses off my aunt, my aunt starts screaming to piss off most of us. Normally she screams at my Dad, then my Mum rub salt to the wound by suaning my grandmother (my grandmother is DESPISED, HATED, ABHORED, LOATHED by all the daughter in laws), then my Dad get very vexed. When it comes to conflicts, it is always the children who get hurt, the maids will then be scolded due to my parent's graumpiness, then the maids would get a 20% reduction in efficiency and tend to mess up our stuff or fold my papers to paper disposal bags.

4) Consistency in being plagued by kids trying to earn a quick buck by scamming us. You guys know that uncle that sells $1.o0 ice cream between pieces of bread or biscuit? My mom buys it somewhere at joo chiat for $2.00 a box (of icecream, 1 box can sustain 4~5 biscuit) Those kids? Oh, they just sell for EIGHT BUCKS PER BOX. My jaws dropped when i first heard the price, my tone thus turned unfriendly:

Uni: Ain't those the kinds of ice cream people normally vendor?
Kid: Ya, very nice hor? Only Eight dollars per box, i give you biscuits for it.
Uni: But your Eight dollars per box, i can buy 8 of that ice cream, and got twice the amount of ice cream somemore -_-
Kid: Aiya, can keep mah, you buy that 8 ice cream, your ice cream can bring home to keep meh?
Uni: (wah, damn good sia, like that also can) But my those are only $2.00 per box from joo chiat wholesale -_-
Kid: Wah lao, BU YAO GAO HWAI HANG QING LEH (don't spoil the economy) what $2.00, i run here and there no need $? Okay la, special price, $6...

-Thats the part about me, despite having ZERO interest in buying, i still talk crap to that guy -_-

5) According to the newspaper, most shameless beggars who were well off seem to beg from a rather well-off muslim dominated housing area: Kembangan. About 2 hours ago, a phillipino (who is anything but malay in her trendy outfit) tried to pull off as a charity sponge cake seller instead of going to houses and screaming,"ZAKAT!" I chased her off, no, not the mean with a hose way, but with the logical way:

Fraud: Aye, do some charity please, i'm selling these cakes for $5 each for charity.

Uni's interpretion: Aye, do some charity (FOR ME PLEASE), i'm selling these (TASTELESS AND PERHAPS HYGENIC CAKE THAT HAS MY SWEAT AND BLOOD -literally- IN IT) cakes for $5 (ONLY 1/100 OF MY SHOPPING SPREE AT LUCKY PLAZA) only.

Uni: Hmm, do you have a license?

Fraud: License?

Uni: Ya, license, to sell cake for charity. Aiyo, if you don't have hor, people will think you trying to cheat people money sia. You're not one of those lazy, devious people that only know how to live off other's sympathy and not work right? You do charity mah...

Fraud: Oh yeah, i forgot to bring la, aye nvm..

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But i still paid 5 bucks for the cake. There might be a chance that it IS for charity and i'm being a meanie to the volunteers =l


Viola, ze cake. I think its banana sponge cake with banana on top and sugar frostings.

Officially bored of studying, so i shall rant about crap on my blog. On current news, North Korea's got nukes, yes nukes. Now, anyone find it strange that when iraq has WMD (weapons on mass destructions) Bush was the first guy to go

"I DON'T KNOW WHERE, I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT WE'RE GONNA FIND EM AND STOP IRAQ!"

Now when North Korea has nukes, he goes:

"I DON'T KNOW WHERE, I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT I AIN'T GONNA FIND EM AND STOP THEM!"

I thought he was war crazy, but oh well, his country has anti-nuke defence systems, unlike singapore, bomb one raffles mrt, whole island stand still -_-

Seriously, whats wrong with N. Korea, its alright that they got such an ugly minded leader, its sad that their people were brainwashed, but its WRONG for them to have nukes and aim it at EVERY SOUTH EAST ASIAN COUNTRY.

According to wiki (<3) N. Korea has the 5th largest army and LARGEST brainwashed army that believed they were living in the real world and they are going into the MATRIX when they go to battle (which means they were brainwashed that everything they see outside is NOT real)
Also, to them, Kim-II-Jong is a fat version of Neo, who is the chosen one to lead them to fight against the rest of the world (aka, robot city) and the reasons we're living, is because they let us live (so unlike the matrix where robot city can pwn them)

On other news, Indonesia haze worsens, and why? Because their damn corrupted government are so damn stupid and useless, they can't stop illegal flogging (fire+logging) NOR try to qwell the flames. Useless shits, like Suharto, and speaking of which, where~are~the~tsunami~funds~? Think they really need one tsunami on their forests.

Okay, fking internet is so screwy that i don’t know what the hell is going on, can’t type for shit.

So today, went to study at library with a bunch of 4-2 people as I have since yesterday, then somehow we landed on a topic about God and all, which is pretty much a 5 v 1 thing -_- (frankly I’m already pissed enough that they kept throwing the we 4-2 you 4-1 thing in my face)

Okay, Jonathan Yam wins the prize for irritating me. What’s more annoying then not being able to argue back, answer is, not being able to get that message across with the opponent’s brain (it can either mean he’s stupid or he’s acting stupid)

Firstly, he takes BIOLOGY. In biology, there’s a chapter on evolution, and here he is, telling me in my face,” YOU THINK ALL MAN CAME FROM MONKEYS?!”

Uni’s thoughts: holy crap! A biology student telling ME that for evolution says that MAN CAME FROM MONKEYS! Please, give me a minute to laugh my head off, he fail bio issit? Oh wait, he did, *cough, 40+ for l1r5 cough*

Ok, first, that “MAN CAME FROM MONKEY” is nothing more then a mere brainwashing statement by creationists. Creationists are people who can’t argue much with their straw man theories of EVOLUTION SAYS HYDROGEN MADE MAN! Or EVOLUTION SAYS WE ARE MADE OF PARTICLES! Etc.

There are certain degrees for creationists, but I just summarize them into my version:

Stubborn: People who doesn’t know crap about evolution and chants word for word at the chapter of genesis and they still believe the rest of the universe revolves around the earth

Really, stupid: Someone who takes biology, LEARNT about evolution (or maybe miss lam skipped that part), and can still argue back that human came from monkeys.

Okay, let me get to the point, frankly, existence of evolution is NO LONGER A FRIGGING DEBATE! It is supported with OVERWHELMING evidences, lets hope after reading this, you can stop giving me that crap about “WE CAME FROM MONKEYS”

To any professionals (if any) out there, please feel free to correct my shallow knowledge compared to yours, this is a very brief idea of evolution which I came to have after reading.

Read: http://www.ebonmusings.org/evolution/whatevoisnt.html

To summarize this, it just means that when we copy data from our genes during cell divisions (for growth or for reproduction), there will be errors in the copying of the genes for the new cells. This is mutation, which is introduction of new characteristics such as albinism (this is an advantage for rabbits in snow plains) to ensure better survival. That’s why you have your nice snowy rabbits, and your black bunnies, and your bunnies with super long ears or super long legs. It DIFFERS (to tiffie who say we do NOT remotely resemble monkeys even though our DNA differs from chimpanzees by 2% I think)

We are given a pool of gene that evolved from one small pool. Think of it as permutation and combination, with like 9 types of genes, you can mix and match, you get a 9C2 (taking that there’s two alleles for each gene), it results to 181440 type of characteristics. Let’s just say it mutates, ho-ho, it’ll be more but my current standards of math can’t do that -_-

Okay, then some might argue, if what you said is right, they’ll be 9027841907490174 more types of animals right? Well no, you see, those who are badly mixed and matched, just die =l It is estimated of 99% of the beings that had existed, were no longer present due to their inability to adapt. For example, you get a fast running stupid bird, and a slow running but smart bird. You cross, maybe only the fast running smart bird (ostrich) survives, but if you get a slow running stupid bird (dodo), well, where is it now?

I’ve already stated that we’re divided into many classifications which I told tiffanie to flip her textbook but for some reason she didn’t. Ah well, never mind, but that already proves part of evolution that with all that classification, its possible that we all originate from a common ancestor (with monkey) and that all evolved from another common ancestor. Probably from that meteor because, when the earth was formed (big bang theory), its bloody flowing lava planet, no shit can survive after it settled.

Ah well, this is a tribute to my study buddy xuan qi:

Happy belated birthday! (sorry i lagged for a day ;p)

stay happy, cheerful and cherish every moment of being sixteen ;p

Once time passes, it'll never come back =P

Hope to see you next year, when we're in the same jc! >_<

GAWD! SCHOOL WAS SO BORING TODAY! Sheesh, when prelim's over, i thought we can start on some solid revision, turns out to be a disappointment e-v-e-r-y-d-a-y -__- we're actually covering so much lesser, rawr -_-

Had dental treatment at outram after that, but before that, me, kwek, yi long, justin, jin quan, eldon and wayne went to chinatown to walk walk shop shop before going for our dentist appointment:

Uni: aye guys, wanna go makan at that german bratwurst seller? (its a german guy selling hotdogs)

Eldon: Aiyo, why don't want makan here? (translation: aiyo at cheenatown, so ex sia, don't want la)

*adopts swiss voting system* 5-2, so we go chinatown to eat =D

Disappointment, that german guy may be big, but his hotdogs are so small (don't think dirty la -_-) Wah lao, $1.50 buy a "Bratwurst on a onion bun", should really call it a WEENY on an onion bun lor, so small, more like cocktail sausages on a bun since theres no onion taste at all -__-

So we went to maxwell hawker centre to makan instead and en yeow told us:

"WHERES THE GARLIC/ONION?! WE NEED GARLIC/ONION BEFORE SEEING THE DENTIST =D"

So if anyone of you wanna be a dentist, please wear a gas mask before treating some skinny man whose breathe is worse then his bite ;p

Ate some "famous" chicken rice reccomended by eldon, but really can't see much of a difference between ALL the damn chicken rice -__- its just the same bloody taste of chicken oil and chicken on some sauce that is made from soya sauce and MSG

Finally, we reach our destination, THE dental board, being bored students, we ran up the slope instead of taking stairs. Took our number and waited patiently for our turn. Don't know bout the others, but the trainee taking care of me were scary, period:

Trainee A: *inspects uni's teeth*
Trainee A: *rants out a bunch of words that uni doesn't know, such as calculus, mild gingervitis, etc etc* 7 molars. EH, he sec 4? how many molars should he have? He got 7
Trainee B: Normal's 11~14
Uni's thoughts: bloody hell la, my mouth small cannot issit? need so much teeth for what -_-
Trainee A: *sigh* number 7 (probably refering to my numbered molar) seems to prone to decaying. *calls senior dentist*
Senior dentist: *checks* hmmhmm, don't seem to be a problem, don't need treatment la *walks away*
-Trainee B calls another senior dentist-
Senior dentist 2: *checks* Wah lao, number 7 seems to be decaying!
Trainee A: But mrs choy say not a problem..
Senior denstist 2: Oh? Oh yeah, not a problem..
Uni's thoughts: JESUS CHRSIT! YOU HENPECKED DENTIST! GOT PROBLEM THEN SAY LA! WHAT NO PROBLEM?! MY TEETH LEH UNCLE!
Trainee A: Don't worry you'll be alright..
Uni: *smiles*
Uni's thoughts: i thought im having my teeth checked, not my brain or my heart or anything! are you saying i'm gonna die -_-

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So that ends my dental experience, and man it sucked more then a vacuum cleaner that can suck up a bowling ball. The teeth cleaning process hurted like hell, she's like jet washing my gums instead of my teeth and i heard her complain that to her trainee friend;

Trainee B: Aye, why so much blood?
Trainee A: No choice, he got a lot of gums overlapping =l
Uni's thoughts: aye xiao jie, the dentist back at my school clean my teeth also not so painful, you this noob 0 exp trainee complain i too much gums wtf -__-

This ends in 1 conclusion:

Free dental treatments for us, free experimental specimens for the dental students
One of the trainees actually came over to my cubicle and joked:" How's YOUR specimen doing?"

just thought of sth funny..

imagine that a fire happened in the staffroom, and mr chia ran out first, leaving all the other teachers behind. Then the principal called him in to explain why did he run out first. So he explains:

In times of emergencies, it is women and children first, right? Right..

Being in the staffroom, we only employ adults, because this is not sweatshop.

But according to the law, women are equal to man at work...

So wouldn't I have a right to run out at first? =D

ah crap -_- overslept, late for tuition = pon -__-

*scratch* die die la, still must complete so many lessons -_-

ah well, today's graduation service ended in one conclusion, that the guys in 4-4 are SHY (/sacarsm) gluttons =l Literally..

Even when our guys from 4-1 wanted to go for seconds, they all look at one another, hoping one brave soul will go and lead them to get more food, apparently, that brave soul was en yeow, i think he drew inspiration from the 4-4 guys:

Uni: Mee goreng? *about to give some*
Some 4-4 guy: No la, we just want chicken wing
Tiff (in charge of chicken wing): *puts 1 on guy's plate*
Guy: *stares at tiff*
Tiff: *puts another*
Guy: *continue staring*
Tiff: Aiyo, how many you want?
Guy: as many as you can give
Tiff: *puts like 6 chicken wing*
-one crowd of 4-4 guys came demanding all the chicken wings-

-5minutes later...

remaining half the container of chicken wing disappears~ *sees the gang of guys going to other buffet counters to take MORE chicken wings*

Tsk tsk, even if its free, and the school does encourage us to donate lotsa money (no joke man, we get 1 donation card thingy like every 2 months) thats too extreme la, eating 8++ of that -_-, and poor mrs lau haven't even start yet =l

Ahhh dental appointment tmr -_____-, that means can't go do make up lesson for tuition! screwed =l

graduation service =D

ah well, tmr's graduation service, and slightly before that, we'll be writing compositions or sth -_- sucky i say.

*sigh

meet the parents and get your testpapers is today, as usual, you have parents comparing who's child is lazier and more pathetic, then when you go home, you get scolded for being more pathetic then the one being compared. Example:

Mr wee: nono tobie's result was worse then uni
Mr seah: nono, uni's result is worse then tobie's

-somehow, mr seah wins the arguement of his child being more useless-

on the car: SEE LA! YOU SO USELESS! MAKE ME LAO QUI!

Hallo, like who's the genius going around screaming MY SON IS A RETARD! then goes back to scold that child for making him embarassed. Epitome of a stupid parent, period.

Anyway, grad service's tmr so i shall make a prediction:

-4 seasons catering

-considering its 2 hours+ long, we're gonna have a talk-to-ur-cher session

-then a prayer by mr lim, probably a slide show about past events seeing that they're playing around with the projector, but i'm sure, everyone wishes the below:

OH GOD! PLEASE DON'T LET ELAINE LIM SING! OH PLEASE!

If i'd complain about how the school is using her funds, i'd complain why the school would hire someone like her to sing during chapel AS A JOB. (pardon me if it was volunteery, but she'll spend $ spoiling our eardrums) I know i'm not someone to comment on other's singing, but i feel i have a right to since I AM FORCED TO TOLERATE SUCH GENOCIDAL ACTIONS TOWARDS MUSIC.

PS: I'd rather mr lim spend $ baking his magnificent muffins for the teachers for their hardwork ._. He'll be a chef if he's not a principal.