Genes! Don't you just love them?

Okay, had lessons about heridity and all that crap. Suddenly, it struck me! Why didn't a realize is sooner? Now i know why my Dad is so damn unreasonable and my Sister is such a damn hypocrite. Lets take the DOMINANT gene as unreasonability since its so unreasonable that it can argue reasonability out of its stand. As miss lam has stated, the genotypes will thus be Rr, because she also said its UNWISE to use alphabets with ambiguous capital and small letters to represent your gametes.

So anyway, my mum's the really reasonable one, so she should be homozygous reasonable (rr), and my dad, super unreasonable, its the homozygous UNreasonable (RR). So with the understanding, the F1 generation (children) in biology terms is US.

Ok so you can see, no matter how you mix and match, you'll end up with heterozygous (Rr) genes, which is supposedly unreasonable since it is dominant. So as you can see i relate this to my sister.

My sister is a hypocritical miser or ****** (insert word of insults here) She goes on how bloody hygeneic and all she is. She changes to her pyjamas or bathe before she sleeps, washes her face with 100++ dollar creams (at expenses of my dad), etc etc. She often goes "LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL BAGS! I WANNA BUY!" but then she would often go "No la, better save money." Despite seeing this Carlo Ringo bag going for 100++ dollars, she waited till the great singapore sale but HAVE NOT YET BOUGHT IT. Even when my aunt gave her the money, she kapo-ed it and didn't buy the bag =_=

So anyway, she was watching "friends" in my kor's room (he went to tokyo for 2 wks), i went in to enjoy the aircon, and sat on the bed, then the bitching starts.

Conversation Re-enactment (at around 7pm):

Uni (insert normal uni voice): Wah lao you watch friends for the 982981984294th time for what?
Sis (insert squirmy, high pitched typical b*tch voice): OI! I TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES ALREADY! YOU SO DIRTY LIE ON KOR'S BED FOR WHAT?!
Uni: I just bathed at around 4pm and slept till now =_=
Sis: I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE JUST DIRTY! YOU LIE ON THE SOFA WHICH ALL THE PEOPLE LIE ON JUST NOW! (Display of Rr genes, she firmly believes she is the only clean one in the house and think the rest of the family is "dirty")
Uni: Oh wow, i find it damn ironic that that came from someone who doesn't use a common spoon to scoop food huh?
Sis: YOU SHUT UP LA! JUST GET OFF THE BED! ( Mental denial of the fact that she got pwned)
Uni: Ah whatever, next time i buy any tidbits you don't take (yes she kapos my munchies), its too TAINTED FOR YOUR HOLY MOUTH WOMG! -walks off-
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So you can see the display of Rr genes. 1/2 the unreasonability of my Dad. Now this is what happens if its my dad's unreasonability in her.

Converstaion Simulation (at around 7pm):

Uni (insert normal uni voice): Wah lao you watch friends for the 982981984294th time for what?
Sis (insert chimpanzee screaming voice): GET OUT YOU DIRTY BRAT! NOW! -instantly turns to a giant green hulk and throws uni out of the window-

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An excellent display of deterence before any mental damage can be done to her =l

Dang, and our holidays just ended =(

Oh well, the holiday is gone. Hurray for entertainment-less days~! I doubt we'll have september holidays, and our prelim dates are downright awesome. SEPTEMBER 11 LOL. I wonder if osama would come strutting down our desks handing us our papers saying sth like ,

"GD LUK KIDZ! MEBBE I WILL HIJACK YOUR O LVL PAPERS CARRYING PLANES! THEN YOU HAFTA RETAKE YOUR PAPERS! MUHAHAHAHA! >=)"

Okay, so we had lessons today, and a health check. Was damn disappointed when the girls went in first and there were no injections. Cuz we can't smuggle in tissue and come out with our sleeve up and dabbing a bit of tissue into our arm, moaning in pain and scaring them XD. Last time i pulled that off i made yi chang get a stomach ache X)

So anyway, i had my mind drifting off afterwards. Damn tiring, probably due to lack of sleep and monday, post holidays blues. =l


Rawr nth much to blog about actually =_=

Then and now, here and now

Alrighty, im finally back to blog once after my dad ripped out my computer monitor. I'm currently on my laptop, la la~ What a shame, i was lazy to fix my spare monitor back and play it in front of that guy. He must take me for a fool, just taking away the monitor. Then again, i might bring his intelligence level further from a pig to a dolphin, then he'll kapo my CPU as well. He learnt his lesson because he took the mouse the first time he tried to prevent me from playing.

By chart of intelligence of my dad to computers:

Turkey: Takes away mouse to prevent me from playing. <-Passed

Pig: Takes away monitor to prevent me from playing. <- Current Level

Dolphin: Takes away CPU to prevent me from playing. <- Next Level

Human (not that bright): Smashes computer with an oversized club <- Insane Level

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Well, after reading someone's blog, i wanna try this too. Lets see how much you know me.

Thesis: I do my homework day after day dilligently.
Ans: Apparently i don't, i procrastinate till at 5am in the morning before school, i do my homework while listening to J-pop.

Thesis: When you're feeling down, i'll cheer you up and give you a pat in the back.
Ans: Well it depends. If i'm in a gothic mood, i'll destroy every hope you have of living and make you feel life is just suffering till your immortal soul is free like buddha said. If i was in a good mood, i'll use sacarsm to drift you back to reality and slap you back to your senses cuz no crap is bad enough for you to be an emo kid. (does not apply to ppl i don't know well)

Thesis: I bring so much food to school cuz my parents run a provision shop.
Ans: FOR THE LOVE OF PORK! MY PARENTS DON'T RUN A PROVISION SHOP! I SMUGGLE EVERY SINGLE TIDBITS I BROUGHT TO SCHOOL FROM MY DAD'S CUSTOMS!

Thesis: I'm an anime freak that goes around screaming when i see japanese products.
Ans: If i do so, you must have mistaken me for an extreme version of jin quan. I'm only crazy about food, nothing else. I go excited over chess only when i see a mediocre bragging about how good his chess is when pwning a noob and i get over there and anhiliate every single pawn he possess and make him resign.

Thesis: I make fun jin quan and make waffle patterns out of his sandwich cuz i hate his guts.
Ans: I'm too lazy to hate unless you cheese me off that bad, and i can't be bothered to care about all this crap about how you lose your bf/gf. So anyway, hey, i'm not that bad to him ok, i offer him tidbits and drinks everytime i have food and stuff. I only make fun of him out of fun and boredom, but then again, i do that to EVERYONE, so you ain't only the special one =)

Well, thats all i can think of for people who think they know me but they don't. Better close the lappy and read my books now~

The return of the unreasonable aggressor, Part: 9218043981489294018490189384190382^92814981291092381293810109248120984

Okay, the unreasonable one has struck again, and this time, our beloved monitor of the computer is taken away to the accursed cabinet, sealed away by the key. So what did uni do this time to deserve this?

I'll tell you: NOT STUDYING INTENSIVELY AFTER THE EXAMS!

Oh bullsh*t that old bull. I worked hard for that damn exam, and I improved in both results and ranking. Instead of at least acknowledging that I put in more effort, he says I'm lazy, blah blah. If not why my english and Amaths got a b4, my results sucks, and all that load of crap. He focuses mainly on my FAILURES, amplifies and exaggerates them, all in the name of HELPING ME! Wow, should i feel touched? Should i feel touched at statements being hurled to me like:

YOU ARE GONNA GROW UP TO BE A ROAD SWEEPER WHEN YOU GROW UP! YOU'RE GONNA SCAVENGE FOOD IN THE DUMPS AND ROT! (in chinese)

IMO, that guy has no logic what-so-ever in him. This is what i think goes into his head:

Everything i do: Right, Justice, Infallible, Mandate of Heaven

Everything i hate: Wrong, Biasness, Fallible, Abomination of Heaven

After the exams, i needa chill, like i've chilled everytime for the past 9 years, to rest my bloody head cramming those formulas and facts into my head. It's like a damn computer, you let it download stuff for a month without turning it off, you shut it down completely for a day or two. So there i was, listening to music and rogging (it refers to camping for a boss monster in maple) in my FIRST hour of touching the computer, he woke up from his nap, saw me playing, scream like some insane bitch high from pot and morphine, came to me, spammed nonsensically on my keyboard, and ripped out the monitor.

And after that, he tells me to study.

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So, according to common sense, what did our great hero cum philanthropist cum prophert of my future do wrong?

Ans: Telling me to study right after pissing me off.

Who the hell studies right after getting scolded? The first thing that flashed into my head was boycotting all my papers and scoff at him saying YOU HATE MY GRADES? HERE! HATE THEM MORE! Nevertheless, his actions only fuels my hatred towards education and unwillingness to study. I wanted to revise my chemistry today, right after i had some fun. But noo, he had to ruin it. So i spent my day writing a thousand word composition about how much i hate my father and with my mind still swirling with loathe, despising every action of his which he often think is right.

"Am i losing my sanity?" I found myself asking that out of the blue. It was my consciousness. "Screw up your tests for a father like him? You're dumping your future for a hypocritical control freak!" Then i found myself in the middle of two conflicting sides," Study, and you've lost your right, you'll be proving that he's right and he'll get what he wants."

He aims only to ridicule me. To shine a dark light in front of others and isolate me to the mental place of worthless-ness in front of his friends. Take the day before the chinese O lvls for example. My ex-chinese tutor from Pri sch (Mrs Pang, she's a great teacher which brought my chinese from an E to an A*) called to wish me luck for tommorrow. HE, just picked up the phone, and remarked," AYE! You call the lazyworm for what? He today play the computer, i ask him read the chi yu shou ce he talk back at me! Gonna fail tommorrow la him!"

Facts: Yes i was on the computer and did not study the Ci Yu Shou Ce.

Reason: I was reading newspaper articles from channel news asia forums about views of ppl on certain issues (eg, casino) so as to boost my knowledge for bao zhang du hou gan and any sane student will NOT be studying the Ci Yu Shou Ce even if there's one cuz its useless and out of syllybus.

Enough about this person, i think even jesus loved judas more then my father's actions loving me. I am sick, disgusted, displeased, jaded, revolted, satiated, tired, weary from all his actions. Recently, everyday, he steams fish, forces me to eat them even though he knows i hated fish. He says its good for me whereas scientific facts says that fish contains minute amounts of mecury and that if you eat too much of it, may god bless you yadda yadda. And bringing up that shit about african children starving so much without anything to eat? I feel like telling him why not feel glad you're still alive if i'm a sadistical emotionally unstable child about to kill him in his sleep like one of those morbid novels i've red.

Any amount of reasoning could not get through to him. It all seems to filter through him like, LIES! PROPAGANDA! MADE UP STUFF BY KID! INACCURATE! WRONG! Life does resemble that female prejudiced vacuum cleaner doesn't it?