i have a nice brother too =DDDDDD

Okay, xiao wei has a nice brother who likes models and all, but i have the same type of brother, but worse. He lives the high luxurious life on his scholarship money, probably only a few hundred a month. He has stacks of comics, and stacks of anime figurines from his trips to japan, so, without further ado, i shall show you the photos.






If you've actually been to my house, you'll know this room is STRICTLY forbidden, so is photography in his room, but with special permission (that means, without his consent) you are privileged to look at these =D

*PS: Photography is extremely bad due to cramp conditions in his room, it is neat, but the space to move around is limited to walking only.

Advices anyone?

Ah crap, just after 3 weeks of constantly studying till 12, my stupid body can't take it, damn weak =_= Think I'm some what cursed or sth, things are NOT going well fo rme, lets recap whats bad in the last few weeks.

-I'm constantly getting heacaches and dizziness
-My left eye vision is getting blurred (eldon said its lazy eye)
-My Eczema just came back (my fingers are rotting)
-losing concentrations in class

Oh, and Miss Lam went crazy on us for thursday. In case some of you (from 4-2) like that useless fat jon who does nth but give useless comments that never seem to make a significance think its our fault, here's what happened:

Pft on that day, NO announcements were made that PE was cancelled, so we were in a dilema whether should we go or not. Then joanne went down to ask mr lian if there was PE, Li hua rushed off (WITHOUT any idea whether there was PE or not, i was assuming she thought there wasn't) Then joanne came back, and said we can go for PE. Li hua came back, saying MISS LAM is coming.

So here's a simplified version: WE WENT FOR PE ON A PE PERIOD, WHICH LI HUA THOUGHT WAS A FREE PERIOD

Then miss lam came to bitch (sorry, i'm not in any condition to think sanely about the consequences of my actions, considering how much angst is in me in my fked up body) as if she was in the right. Hallo~ Was it our fault that the bio rep went to look for her not knowing that there was suppose to be PE? She focused her arguement on US, not giving a damn bout bio, but yeah, if anything, we should blame HER for her imcompetence of NOT finishing the syllybus and talking so much about God.

If God can let me hear voices in my head (answers), yeah, why not?

But he doesn't

Yeah, so why PREACH?

Sheesh, what bothersome pastor wannabes we have...

O levels Chinese aftermath

Actual account of an O levels survivor:

There was screaming everywhere, mayhem filled the entire hall as loud screams resonated within the grounds, and the earth shook like an earthquake (probably sent by tremors of Li Hua jumping around) As i take those faithful steps towards what seems to be the source of this chaos (mdm sng's table with all the results), i peeked carefully at what will be my fate..

B3

First thoughts: Damn, retake WITH parental consent..

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Ah well, i never gave a damn bout chinese anyway, cept for the teacher who made it so hard to push us, kinda feel bad now =((

As i hear, theres around 6 distinctions (a1, a2) i'm thinking the following:

Wen Jie (Duh~)
Li Hua
Joanne
Yi Long
Hiu Ching
Jun Quan

Don't ask me why, they had the look on their face, the poor poor chinese look whom parents forced them to memorize thousand of "Tang" poems and scirbble thousands of chinese words (millions of incantations of your worse nightmare) blindfoled

*Disclaimer: the above had been exaggerated*

Ah well, heres a bit of "education" for you people who wants to retake. Kwek called the MOE for inquiries, they said,

"You can retake the Chinese O's, they'll take your better result"

Let us take a look at the Pros:

-You MAY score better considering you scored WELL for your orals

-You make Wang Da Ma happier, if you scored better

well thats about it =l

Let us take a look at the Cons:

-You waste time preparing for Chinese and have less time to focus on other subject (not applicable to kwek who is pressured by Dalai Lama (victor) to score 8A1)

-You DO NOT get to slack off during Chinese to focus on other subjects

-You have less stress =)

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Well, thats about it, cya folks ~

Funny math

Was chatting on msn today, slacking off from studying, then amelia posted a blog site for me, and it was, HILARIOUS.

Here's the webby:

www.wewank.blogspot.com

From the site name itself, you can already guess its a semi-raunchy joke riddled site, but who cares, we all know about such crap already =_=

So anyway, i came across the very same math equations yi long was showing us in class that day:




Oh yeah, doing so, i remembered kwek showed me an equation before too! (rather old ones)

Women = Money x Time

Time is money

Women = money x money

Money is the root of all evil

Women = (evil)^1/2 x (evil)^1/2

Women = Evil

Yay proved.

Missed the fireworks?

Oh well, yesterday was National Day Eve, (dubbed NDE, if there's such a shortform), and there were fireworks! If you missed it, here's a video of it @ Marina Bay =D

Happy birthday jun quan!

Okay, today, was national day celebration, wow, it was, great. Cept the marching. Sometimes i feel that the NPCC of our school's pathetic +_+ The marching was so out of sync. So there we were singing national day song and the Singaporean propaganda is starting to sink in me as i feel so patriotic. Cept for en yeow, he's so anti PAP =_=

So after that, we went to Cafe Cartel @ Plaza Singapure to celebrate JQ's birthday, and one word can describe their service.

Sucks.

Yeap, you heard me, it SUCKED. Mass boycott that place anyone?

Heres what happened:

Victor: 12 set lunch A and 1 fish and chips.

food came, 11 set lunch As and 2 fish and chips

-after telling the ppl-

the order was corrected and we ate the honey chicken happily, till we tasted how horrendous it is! (the soup's damn sour too)

Bill came.

Bill: 11 Set lunch A, 2 fish and chips

Our brave victor went to confront them again. And yeah, we're almost on the verge of calling kwek's lawyer to sue the pants off their arse.

I mean SERIOUSLY, we were practically the only ppl in the cafe and ISSIT SO HARD TO GET 12 COMEPLETELY IDENTICAL SET LUNCH As AND ONE FISH AND CHIPS?

C- on service. And the old uncle there insulted me =(

-Uni goes to get bread, sees feeble old cartel waiter uncle cutting bread-

Since we have 13 ppl, i'm suppose to take more bread then he's already cut.

Uni starts cutting bread, old uncle stops uni.

Old Uncle: AYE AYE! I CUT I CUT!

Uni: Err its ok, we'll be needing a lot

Old Uncle: AYE! DON'T NEED! I CUT, FASTER!

Uni: (thinks) You and your ()@$&@_! trembling old hands and failed eyesight can cut bread faster then me?

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Oh well, damn lousy service =_=

Here's a video of us singing a happy birthday song~

Fun with equations~

Hmm the prelims are approaching, if i were you, i'd probably start cramming in all your crap formulas. So in that process and with some luck, i just thought of sth, ain't it fun if you make formulas connect into sth weird? Let you creativity run XD

Statement: "Money is not everything."

Equation: Money =/= Everything

Statement: "Money is the root of all evil"

Equation: Evil^1/2 =/= Everything

Conclusion: Not everything is half evil (but it may be fully Evil =) )

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Statement:"Nobody is perfect."

Equation: Nobody = Perfect

Statement:"You are a nobody." (when someone insults you)

Equation: You = Nobody = Perfect

Conclusion: That moron trying to insult you says you're perfect.

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Statement: Nothing is impossible

Equation: Nothing = Impossible

Statement: "That is nothing la! Look what i can do!"

Equation: Sth you're doing = Nothing

Conclusion: The moron trying insult you, is yet again, wrong, because you did the impossible

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Statement: No cats have nine tails

Equation: No cat = 9 tails

Statement: A cat has one more tail then "no cat"

Equation: No cat + 1 = Cat

Conclusion: A cat has 10 tails.

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Lets have some math:

Theorem: All numbers are equal.
Proof:
Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
a - t/2 = b - t/2
a = b

So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.

Determine the thermal dynamics of Hell..(i think thats the topic)

Heard this one from Tofu yesterday, damn hilarious, but the guy who wrote is damn brilliant. I'll try to recollect from my memory of what Tofu said.

For your information, thats some University topic for some essay lol, they're always giving stuff you cannot prove literally to ppl =l

So this guy started writing about religions. So if there'res X number of religions in the world that states something like ,"If you don't believe in our religion, your soul goes to hell", so considering theres a lot of religions like this, there will be people going to hell.

So, for your soul to go to Hell, there must be a certain space to store them right? But what if Hell is just one limited place? Increasing amount of particles in a limited place, pressure increases. Boyle's Law states that the product of the volume and pressure of a fixed quantity of an ideal gas is constant, given constant temperature, but thats not the case, so temperature increases, and Hell hot.

Boyle's Law: PV = k
*P = Pressure
V = Volume
k = Constant

But what if, like the universe, Hell increasingly grows? If the influx of souls to Hell excedes the growth of it, then eventually, all Hell breaks lose as there will be a certain limit it can expand. But what if the influx of souls to Hell is SLOWER then the growth of Hell's territory? Then it according the Boyle's law, the temperature drops, and eventually, Hell freezes over. Sounds logical? I know it does =D Brilliant isn't it, this guy?

Poll: Chinese O's, retaking or not?

Ok, i'm sure most of you are as screwed as i am (and by most i don't mean chinese high-flyers) for chinese. Thanks to mr thamman-sth, we cannot pump our chinese a day or 2 before the O lvls and still manage an A.

I think we're getting back our results at like, this coming friday. So anyway, what will you do if you score < (A1,A2)?

a) Screw chinese, its over
b)OMFG! RETAKE! I NEED THAT SUBJECT
c)Migrate to India.

Ok, taking that your chinese NEVER scored higher then ANY of your other subjects (besides combined humanities), will you retake it?

Lets analyze the situation.

You would retake the chinese because you wanna use it as some sorta backup in case your selected L1R5 grade, but to preparing to ACE (get distinctions), is a shitload of work. So would you retake it? Or spend that time "honing" other subjects?

I'd rather go polish my other subjects then take Chinese. I mean like wth, you wanna be a joker to waste time? You wanna take another Chinese paper, you waste a few hours doing the paper, you waste time studying which is not gonna make a dumb difference, what for?

My parents beg to differ.

"AIYA! JUST TAKE LA! AT LEAST MAYBE CAN GET AN A WHAT! WHAT IF YOUR SCIENCE SCORE BADLY?"

Bullshit..

Grades =/= Luck

Whats the chances of getting an A for chinese without much preparation? Very low
Whats the chances of having a science grade LOWER then chinese? *looks at results slip, uni's Chinese never scored beyond the science grades*

Yet, they still wanna pressurize me and all that crap. Sheesh, they speak as if they understand my situation more then i do, wtf.