UNFAIR BIASED _)@*!*$_)*~!@$_)!@*$) SCHOOL! ARGH WTH!

@()!&$()!(_*~$$$q_)*!$$$*@$_*_)*_)*@_$)*!_ @$*!_~@$*!@*$_*)*_!$*@_$ @ PEANUT BUTTER SCOTCHED OKONOMIYAKI SOBA ROTI PRATA ON A SHIT DAY! THIS IS DOWNRIGHT UNFAIR I TELL YOU! DAMN THIS PROJECT!

E-mail from mrs loh:

Dear all, Please see below the details for final assessment sent by Senoko Power. Please forward this mail to JunKhai as I do not have his email address. Please spend some time over the weekend to revise the project report and complete the 2-page summarsed report. Pass the soft copy to me on Tues. Ms Lim would like to have a look at the report too.

WTH?! TWO DAYS?! REVISE THAT 3 MONTHS PROJECT?! OVER THE WEEK END DURING EXAMINATION WEEK?! NUTS! CONKERS! NUTTIER THEN WONKA HIMSELF! OMG WTH IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!? DON"T THEY KNOW WE HAVE EXAMS?! EXAM > THIS PROJECT, THIS PROJECT = MINOR+ in LEAPS, WE ONLY GET LIKE -2 PTS WITH LEAPS AND SO WILL MOST OF THE OTHER PPL!! ARGHHHH

*note*: Uni might be crazy on tuesday -.-

Don't get too stressed out ;p

Well, i've already given up on my bloody chinese bloodier then the bloody sunday during the IRA thingy in IRELAND. Yeap, you;ve guessed right! I was studying SS =D

Since most of you are all getting stressed up and pressurised like little can of tunas, do what i do to destress. Look for random funny stuff. Now, don;t play too much computer (cough dalai lama), or you'll end up like this german guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf9tfbjAcfg&search=outlawz
(its really vulgar)

Only one stereotyping analogy sums this up. Germans are ruthless/violent ppl, think adolf hitler as the kid and the jews/other races discriminated as the keyboard.

So anyway, if you prefer something lighter and for all ages, i present to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plSfKHZZwZ4&search=%E8%8B%B1%E8%AA%9E%E3%81%AE%E6%95%99%E6%9D%90

Well this is some sorta gameshow i think. Just that you will get punished if you laugh when watching this hopeless japanese trying to speak japanese. And he LOOKs ridiculous too. So generally your laughter is either triggered by the guy trying to speak decent "ENGRISH" OR the students trying to refrain from laughing =D

hope this prevent most of you from being SANGUINE(wee word power!). To end this, i leave this:

http://www.google.com.sg/search?hl=en&q=victor+chan&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

Here's a preview of what you might find =)

about Victor Chan

author at work in Goa

Victor Chan is also the author of Tibet Handbook: A Pilgrimage Guide. He was the Chair, Organizing Committee, HH the Dalai Lama’s Visit to Vancouver in April 2004. He was Event Coordinator for the UBC Roundtable Dialogue: Balancing Educating the Mind with Educating the Heart. Participants of the dialogue were: HH the Dalai Lama, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Nobel Peace laureate Shirin Ebadi, Rabbi Zalman Schachter-Shalomi, and Professor Jo-ann Archibald. Bishop Michael Ingham chaired the historic discussion.

Victor Chan is at the Institute of Asian Research, the University of British Columbia.

We miss mdm sng T_T

Dang, there goes the only nice teacher we have and here comes a relief teacher boring us. Thank god its only temporary. Well, we have a new teacher, and this is my stereotype thinking of this over 50 ish teacher coming in.

Uni's thoughts: Oh lord god, please let me be wrong stereotyping ALL old teachers into boring people.

She came in, and taught (perhaps to the wall). Her VOICE was BARELY AUDIBLE (about 2.00000000001 Hz) Not only was it monotonous and boring, it was SOFT. Sheesh, even that tiny king fisher smaller then the size of her pharynx can produce a more audible tune. I mean, ENGLISH TEACHER?! MONOTONOUS?! Thats as good as an art teacher doing art with a ruler(not as a material) for abstract.

But words don't mean ANYTHING! There must be EVIDENCE, for the PROVENENCE may be BIASED (like some teacher). So a picture speak a thousand words, and, i present to you, a reliable source.

Exhibit A

Well, the brave reporter who risked his booking record from the evil clutches of BOOKER W (wayne) deserve a cookie for this picture during english. But i shalt conceive his identity for protection. So anyway, she literally bored some of us to sleep.

Oh well, we all learn ONE lesson from this, thou shalt not take things for granted (esp good teachers but not monotonous voices that can be used as a lullaby for sleep)

CME hw- Interview with your parents about marriage

Well interviewed my mum, asked that question like long ago. Then i got that "bo liao ar?" face from her when i asked her again. Oh well, here goes again.

Background information:
Dad studied in chinese school, mum studied in english school. But they're sorta neighbours so they know each other since young. So anyway, dad went sailing so lost contact with mum and stuff. So after mum graduated from secondary school, she went to become an accountant for some small office (but she did manual labour like moving chairs most of the time) and my dad went sailing. Like years later when my dad ventured into business, cause he knew many different ppl, he got a good deal in selling his accuqired goods in thailand and stuff. So anyway, when their parents had some sorta old fashioned matchmaking, my dad met mum again and started dating and stuff. So being normal, my father often brought my mum various coffeeshops for supper, watch movies and stuff. Then they got married, they actually went HAI NAN ISLAND for their bloody honeymoon (which my mum still complains till today)

*note* My grandfather's hometown = hainan island

So anyway, heres the interview

Uni: Ma, what do you think marriage is?

Mother: it is a different stage from dating, its not about love for each other anymore.

Uni: o_O

Mother: Try facing the same spouse for so many years, no matter how thick the love is, it'll be diluted later on

Uni: *nod*

Mother: So marriage, is a different level, its all about living with each other and tolerating. And having your brother, your sister and you, is what continues this marriage. So in future, you'll know why we want grandchildren >=D

Uni: O_o
Uni's thoughts: wah lao, so early want grandchildren, ask kor la -.-ll
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Uni: So would you be biased when you want a boy but gave birth to a girl or vice versa?

Mother: Aiya, i love you all the same la, just that the first birth your father and i want a son, then a daughter, 3rd one boy or girl also can..

Uni: Why would you want a son at first?

Mother: Aiyo, every parent would be excited to see their son start a family what, your father would love to have a grandson asap.

Uni: Ehh, so would you consider your marriage a success?

Mother: OF COURSE! Raise you kids until so old already, can tolerate your father and your grandmother in that time, still not divorced yet, very successful already! And your brother graduating from university soon, next one see you already!

Uni's thoughts: UH OH! SHE WANTS ME TO STUDY HARD! -.-

Mother: Aiyo, shouldn't you be doing homework, ask so many silly questions for what?

Uni: This IS my homeowork!

Mother: DON'T BLUFF ME! YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN ISSIT! YOUR O LVLS COMING ALREADY! STILL PLAY SO MUCH!

*posts*

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NEW DISCOVERY!

Well, im sure you all know about the jewel in the palace, and the irritating indian like theme song. BUT, today, i've made the most interesting discovery ever! The song is actually based on an actual chinese history! For your viewing pleasures, i present to you:

http://www.caixiong.com/Flash/Admin/$$000/060218/bx_dcj.swf

So anyway if you're chinese is horrendously poor due to mr *COUGH COUGH* I WONDER WHICH MOE MINISTER *COUGH* WHO REMOVED OUR *COUGH COUGH* TEXT BOOK* COUGH* Here's the background:

Long ago, some really strong guy called WU SONG, kills a bloody tiger and is hailed a hero (if you killed one now, you'll be called a poacher) So anyway, WU SONG has a brother called, WU DA LANG, some short guy (probably he's half troll) , with a face as smooth as mark lee, gets married to some woman called PAN JING LIAN. Yeah, pretty much you can guess PANG JING LIAN got into an affair with some guy called XI MEN QING, and together, they poisoned WU DA LANG. So you can see, being a very nice little brother, WU SONG went to beat up XI MEN QING (and if you did that now, you'll be filed for assault)

So, as the short clip goes (which is kinda inaccurate to what happened):

Animation: Some biscuit seller with a pig, Xi men qing beat him up

Lyrics:Wu Da Lang~ Wu-Da lang, AI ZHU-U DA~ ~ (shorty-man, shorty man, kenna beaten up by a pig:XI MEN QING)

Animation: More getting beaten up scene

Lyrics: Ai Zhu da~ Aii, Zhu da, Aii zhu-u da~ (kenna beaten up by pig:Xi Meng Qing x 3 )

Animation: Still getting beaten up

Lyrics: Da le ni~ Da le ni~ -some words i don't understand- (beat you, beat you, beat till open up ground?)

Animation: WU SONG APPEARS! Little cosmos erupts *anger*

Lyrics: AH DI NUUU LA~ x 3 ( little brother angry x 3)

Chorus:

Animation: Up-Left-Kick, WOMG street fighter! *xi men qing flies 42.195miles*

Lyrics: CHUIII AH~ TIII AH~ AHH TAA NA TOU ZHU~ KU TA LA~ KU TA MA~ TA JIU WAN LA~ (Pound ~ Kick~ kenna beat up that pig ~ Cry lor ~ cry his mother~ he's a goner)
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Well it doesn't really make sense, but yeah you get what i mean. Its still funny =D

AHHH SPLITING HEADACHE!!

Well, the bloody title says it all, i have a bloody headache so bloody that my blood cells are bloody..Waiiit, that didn't really make any sense but who cares, i'm nonsensical =D

So, had the usual monday blues, and the insanity of having our heartless slave driver "pear square rotten", PQR for short (mm, sounds like a triangle in math) So in case you're wondering who it is, do a direct translation to chinese and you'll know who i'm talking about.

Oh well, heard that mrs loh's been reading my blog or sth, so HIII MRS LOH!! I KNOW YOU"RE READING THIS!! *waves frantically*

So, got back 2 chemistry thingy today, one on our series of practical work and another on chemical energy. Sheesh, felt that i really disappointed her or something, she came up to me during class time again and said the same words she did for the, err beginning of the year?

Mrs Loh: Uni, you're work is very bad, you're answers are so vague and without depth, you should be able to do better, etc etc.

Pretty much standard, but she's trying hard to try to push me back to the A* path of chemistry, haiz...I should really try a bit harder for chemistry = l Kinda sad though, i was pinning my L1R5 on, English, Amaths, Emaths, Combined humanities, Physics and Biology. My maths ain't doing that great lately, perhaps i should cram in my chemistry or sth =.=

Life's a prejudiced female blackhole that is of no meaning anyway, especially if you live in a heavily urbanized society like singapore. Besides the hectic schedules of school, you return home to face either tuition or temptation from your distractions such as the computer. And by typing here, you can see i have fallen to the hands of temptation

Sometimes i just wanna go full steam and study, but its just so hard, stupid obstacles like headaches will pop up and i will give in under pressure...Think my body's acting up again, beverly spotted 1 strand of GOLDEN and1 strand of RED hair on my head, and i'm like o_O Probably stress =_=

Happy easter~!

Well its easter, so we're suppose to celebrate christ getting ressurrected and stuff. Anyway, i've thought of sth funny to talk about. Let me start things off with a joke. So the story begins with 3 guys who have sinned. So they went to the church to confess their sins to the pastor. Let them be Tom, Dick and Harry.

Tom: Father, forgive me for i have sinned. I killed somebody with my own 2 hands with a piece of beancurd.

Pastor:*standard christian phrase* You will be forgiven, now drink the holy water.

Tom: *drinks*

Harry: pffttt *sniggers*

Then, its dick's turn.

Dick: Father, forgive me for i have sinned. I doped a grouchy customer's drink with chilli and caused him to choke to death.

Pastor:*standard christian phrase* You will be forgiven, now drink the holy water.

Dick: *drinks*

Harry: HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

then, its Harry's turn to confess.

Pastor: Now my child, what is your sin?

Harry: I'VE BEEN PEEING IN YOUR HOLY WATER SINCE LAST YEAR! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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No offence to the other christians XD. Ok so anyway, what's life anyway? God gave us life? From the following comments about life:

1)Life's a bitch
2)Life sucks
3)Life has no meaning
4)Life's unfair

*this is found on TCS too =D, bloody brilliant ppl*

We can conclude that "Life" is a female, prejudiced black hole that couold not be found in all kinds of scientific journals or any encyclopedias, and this is gifted to everyone of us by GOD! So Hallelujah! And a happy easter to you all =D

TRUE FREEDOM (or is it?)

blah blah blah, project work is FINALLY over, all those days of staying back after remedials till 5,6++, all those days of doing this and that, FINALLY OVERR!! Yayyy *throws confettis around*

Okok, lets not get overboard. Alrighty, so before that, let us give a hand to shi min who still came to school to present despite being so sick, so, lets clap! *clap clap clap clap*

Alrighty, the judges consist of people from the Senoko Power, National Environmental Agency, Some female lecturer from Republic junior college and some other guys who i don't know. So anyway, there was this guy (2nd guy from the left not counting project work facilitator mr chan), actually DOZED OFF?! Yes! Dozed off! During OUR PRESENTATION somemore. Tsk tsk, if he wasn't a judge i would have said something like,

"WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF THE X" -Walking google: Let X be place of location. Phrase used whenever someone is sleeping.

Well, most of the judges was nice (especially the female lecturer who gave us 9/10 on presentation =DDDDDDDDD *shimin peeped*) And the head guy of senoko power actually found our presentation good! Yes~~! Wee~ but i hope not TOO GOOD because we'll end up in the finals and have to PRESENT again -.-ll Pfft, RI ppl are sooo kiasu, they submitted 10 projects, talk about kiasuism, psssht, no lifers

On other news, I TASTED THE TASTIEST MUFFINS EVER MADE IN THE HOME ECONS LAB! One of my new year resolution, taste mr lim's hand made muffins (our principal's a great cook FYI) It was banana nut and rasins though, hate banana muffins, wished it was chocolate >.<

Ok, so anyway, whats even more interesting? Was when it was the LAST MUFFIN. *Wayne plucks half, offers shimin*

Uni: HOLY TERRIYAKI CHICKEN ON A PIE! *points and stares*
Wayne:*swiftly turns to the clueless jiun khai* you want the other half?

Man you gotta admit, wayne's full of lies so great he can be a politician. He has MY VOTE. Lets look at what he said today:

Mrs loh:Ehh you and wayne doing QnA right? So why is our group name called AzureSkies?
Uni: Cuz blue is a nice colour and i like the sky? =x
Wayne: AH! BECAUSE WE WANT A NON POLLUTED SKY WHICH IS A CLEAR FINE BLUE, WE HATE POLLUTION AND WE MUST HAVE CLEAN SKIES FOR OUR NEXT GENERATION!

All of us: wahhhh!!! *clap clap clap*

Oh well, time for studying ;p

Scammed by "pitiful" Ah peis.

Ok, today's sorta tombsweeping day for me, so got dragged out of my reasonably comfortable soft bed to go tombsweeping EARLY IN THE MORNING (at around 7am -.-) it was a typical scene, my dad was dragging my leg out while i was grabbing the the pole thingy of my bed screaming: "WAH LAO SO EARLY GO TOMBSWEEPING! YOU KI SIAO AR!?"

He won anyway, since all the struggling and screaming made my heart pump more oxygen to my blood, and so, i can't sleep anymore. Right, so off we go to the hazy burning infernos of YIO CHU KANG to see my grandfather. Reached there at around 8.30, did the usual stuff and off to the peach garden for dim sum. Before that, we had a bit of a hectic debate over where to eat. The kids (younger generation) wanted to go makan at some coffeeshop and be off our way quickly, but the ADULTS won in the end for voting for the air conditioning makan areas.

My father's trump card:"AIYA YOU ALL KEEP QUIET! I PAY FOR DIM SUM AT PEACH GARDEN!"

Gotta respect the man, he's paying through his mouth without regrets yeah?

So off i went to the cheers minimart since PEACH GARDEN doesn't open till 11.30, we reached there like 11am after tombsweeping. All hungry, but only i'm the only one sane enough to go buy a potato salad and un-starve the starved stomach before it sues me for self torture. So there i was, picking that potato salad and at the counter queuing up to pay for my meal. Then suddenly, this old uncle rushed in and cut my queue.

Old uncle: Ehh ah boy, i'm in a rush to go to the old folk's home, can let me cut first?

Well being a "civilised" average singaporean and going against the so called "cool" flow of most teens being rude, i decided to let him cut me since he's a "senior citizen" (which can be proved as a valuable asset in SS terms)

So then he bought cigarettes for around 9++ for one small box and went happily out. So after paying for my potato salad, i pushed the doors of the minimart and saw him again. As if he's waiting for me.

uni's thoughts: "now just turn invisible...HIDE YOUR AURA!!"

However, he spotted me and rushed over in his broken chinese:

Old uncle: Ehh ehh ah boi ar, i got no money to take MRT to old folks home, can LEND me some money?

uni's thoughts: "WAH LAO UNCLE! YOU GOT MONEY BUY CIGARETTES NO MONEY TAKE MRT! TAKE ME FOR A FOOL ISSIT?! LEND YOU?! LIKE HELL I WOULD SEE YOU AGAIN! YOU WANT MONEY SAY WANT LA!"

uni: Err, how much?

Old uncle: Just 60 cents, i here got S$1.40 *uncle shows palm with coins*

uni's thoughts: "okaay, probably he just has bad money management.."

uni: err ok *takes out wallet*

Old Uncle: Ehh gimme 2 dollars can can??? Please..please..

Uni's thoughts: WAH LAO LEH YOU! FIRST CUT MY QUEUE NOW YOU WANT MORE THEN YOU NEED! GOT MONEY BUY CIGARETTES NO MONEY TAKE MRT! ARE YOU FOR REAL?

uni: ok uncle *gives 2 dollars* and don't smoke too much, its bad for your health...

Old uncle: Aiya can't la, thank you ar ah boi, *runs off quickly leaving a trail of wind behind*
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And so that is how i sorta got scammed. Oh well, somebody has to be nice to them. Sheesh, this is sth that REALLY HAPPENED, not made up like you NEWS of groups of grassroot members gathering together for CNY (YEAH IM REFERING TO THAT SCAM WHICH I WAS PART OF! EVERY YEAR GATHER? MY FOOT!)

So anyway, if you see any more of these old people, you can either be nice and give them money making them lazier OR you can scold them and give them your two cents worthed (please post it in your blog, i wanna know the results)

NOTE: SCOLD THEM at your own risk, for all you may know, they may break down and cry about teens being rude and stuff these days.

LOST- Lost One Stupid Thing..

Grrr my lucky stone is gone! WHY! WHY! WHY! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!! First i lost the bloody necklace, then i fail the chem paper which i was so convinced i could have aced it. Looks like its me against all odds again. Apply the theory by some crappy guy who is of such insignificance which i forgot his name. "Anything that can go wrong, WILL go wrong." This statement could not have been more right if put in a realistic sense (if its cartoonic, a car would have ran over me) Well, i think the curse of the lucky stone has negated its side effects at last. THE LOST OF ITS OWNER!

Bleax, must not let this stupid-stition(superstition) get to me..

On another note, some journalist with 25 years working experience came over to our school today. We're like YAYYY FIRST TWO PERIODS GONEEEE! Till hell broke loose. THINK, walking google, indian accent-ed, reciting speed increased by many folds. For similar results, please place a chicken into a box and throw it into SPIN MODE of the washing machine. Mindless sqabbles.

So we had a bunch of STAGED Q and A (which pretty much defeated the purpose of US learning anything, please, if you want us to learn, at least get us someone who is understandable), but you have to admit, he IS a pretty good thinker and gives contructive opinions. I just wished he could have spoke more clearly =_=

CLASH OF THE GIANTS! THE AIRCON CONFLICT!

Ok, for NWSP today, we are to do a practise presentation. So as usual, I'm ALWAYS starting the ball rolling. So there was i, naive and stupid, presenting in a blizzard like room shivering with my teeth chattering like a bever stuck in antartica. So anyway, did a horrendous presentation followed by a RAIN of criticism by Mr lim(science teacher) and LFL. Oh well, they're just trying to help anyway. So anyway, in the midst of our discussion, MRS CHENG(MC) (head of PE/CCA) walked in. The following conversation MAY have been exaggerated:

MC: OMG!! SO COLD! *picks up remote* WAH WHO SO CRAZY 18 DEGREES (it was raining outside)
LFL:OI!! DON'T TOUCH MY REMOTE!
MC: *meddles with aircon buttons* AIYA I CAN'T SEEM TO TURN THIS UP TO 20!!
LFL: OI OI! I SAID DON"T TOUCH LIAO! GIVE BACK LA! *waves arms frantically around*
MC: BUT IM COLD!
LFL: IF YOU COLD THEN WEAR JACKET!
MC: AIYA GIVE YOU BACK *leaves the remote control on the top of the cubicle fence thingy*
Tobie: *picks up and gives it to LFL*
LFL:*meddles with button* OMG! MC SPOILED THE AIRCON! ITS FLASHING!
MC: OI! DON'T SABOH ME FOR STH LIKE THAT LEH!
LFL: I CANT TURN IT BACK TO 18 DEGREES! OMG MC WHAT DID YOU DO!?
LFL: *blabs somemore*
Maths HOD: AIYA RELAX LA! YOU MUST WAIT FOR IT TO FINISH BLINKING!
LFL: NO NO NO! ITS NOT THAT ! ITS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THAT!!!*
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Well its something like that ;p but yeah, you get my point ;p

little quiz from mdm sng's post

You Are 24% Abnormal

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

Hmm, well that was my actual result. Now lets try a psychotic one =D:
(by ticking everything)

You Are 100% Abnormal

You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at high risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is very likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

LOL!

Ultraviolet radiation is harmful to the eyes- AND ULTRA VIOLENT to your money =(

Okaay, again, uni fell prey to the hands of treacherous movie makers who makes super nice trailers, gets you all hyped up and excited, then drop you like a chinese subject during o levels. Yes! I'm refering to the movie ULTRAVIOLET!

Heres a picture on my left if you don't read movie names and focus more on pictorial memory. Anyway, the movie's about following a biological warfare holocaust, a lone Hemophage warrior battles the totalitarian dictator who seeks to eliminate this sub-species of humans who have enhanced vampire-like abilities.

AND WHAT BRILLIANT VAMPIRE LIKE ABILITIES DO THEY HAVE?!:

a)Extra pointy teeth for NOT sucking blood

SOME had nice pointy teeth, most didn't. So weird =_= What SUCKS about this movie? I only know whats a hemophage only at the LATER part of the story. The plot moves faster then the speed of light, less then 5 minutes before the movie is showed, she started pwning everyone in the buildings. All i know those infected are just killed (like wtf, the movie doesn't even explain how it harms others, neither were hemophages seen drinking blood)


b)Night vision?

*Vampires = hemophages, shoots all the lights in the corridor
Narcissistic Dictator: Turn on night vision, kill em all!
*Darkness + gunshots*
-Emergency lights on-
*dead bodies everywhere*
Then the vampires and the dictator guy just walks into some cafe, wtf?

c)THE POWER TO MAKE HUMANS SHOOT AT POINT BLANK RANGE!

Talk about rendering guns as useless as knives, the female lead (violet) is surrounded by enemy soldiers carrying mp5s at least FIVE times, and ends up doing some lightning fast moves killing ALL of them. Like wtf? WHO THE HELL RUNS AT POINT BLANK RANGE AND FIRES A SUBMACHINE GUN?! JUST FIRE YOU STUPID @)*$_)*@$@)$@$*)!! WHAT THE HELL ARE GUNS FOR?! (assuming that the vampires don't have such an ability)

Well, thats all i see in this 88min movie. The action is NOT-SO-BAD, but the producers are as creative as teletubbies. Besides the MATRIX VERSION of countless clone-like soldiers thingy, the dodging bullets with wave like thingies in slow motion, the MINORITY REPORT version of having guns stored in some projection thingy, the only ORIGINAL concept they have is the GRAVITATIONAL DEVICE, which she only used for like 5 minutes in the beginning and none later.

2 BIG reasons not to catch it:

1) Dialogue was laughably bad. One of the lead actress' lines was actually "Because these beautiful moments turn evil when they're over."
What?? This was regarding a romantic pass made at her.

2) Excessive use of CGI(computer graphics imaging) is a personal irritant. Additionally, the motorcycle chase scenes were only one step above TRON. I might as well have been watching my 11 year old neighbours play some video game.