November 30, 2005

Haha! Found something to blog about, the creation of life, and how the first star is born! Was bored this morning, channel surfed over the many channels on cable then i arrived to channel 11, National Geographic, outspace with someone (forgot the name). It starts about the big bang which contains only hydrogen. When it occured (big bang), it created a giant hydrogen cloud and the force created by the explosion causes the hydrogen particles to spin into a giant sphere and as it gets bigger and more concentrated with hydrogen, it forms a star. Something like that, not really sure reading the newspaper and watchin tv at the same time. Before i get myself into a light whereby i look like a geek, i just wanted to say that its amazing that all the other elements from the periodic table was created by hydrogen formed stars which died. Whats even more amazing was the vastness of galaxies and human trying to contact aliens searching star by star for planets. Ok, something unrelated to science now, woohoo! Im going on a cruise next tuesday! My dad's a cheapo so he's going on his freind's cruise ship which is also a gambling ship. Why did i still come? Cause my cousins are tagging along and there is internet access for the laptops and we may even have lan gaming with all our laptops! Awesome! Its the dream cruise! Playing lan with my cousins on a cruise which has 24/7 food services and cable tv! Yayy!

Composition, Greed

Greed, the ugly face of the humans. What drives one human to do the unthinkable and destroys the life on another? Greed, followed by the hatred by those who were harmed by this greed. War, another action taken by nations which is also in the name of greed. More land, more riches, more food, more luxury, all in the expenses of the people who sacrificed their lives for their warlords and nations.

Even before when humans merged civilisations and formed countries, greed exists nevertheless. Robbing the weaker of their food, killing one another senselessly for food, violence that exists in the heart was driven by again, greed. Even after we are so called "civilised", greed still exist in our hearts even though it may violate our humanity. Who are the inhuman ones? Is it the savage animals who kill just for food? Or us, the ones who destroy millions of habitats, excavate rocks in mines, depleting the ozone layer and fossil fuels, returning to the dying earth with pollution? It is all in the name of greed. Does the term inhuman refer to our hypocritical actions or excuses made by other humans to show how pious they may be?

The holocaust and slavery, a great example of humans who massacre and abuse their own species in the name of greed and profits. The humans deprive other humans of what they deserve, can they really be human? Does empathy still exists in their hearts? Why are there such acts being commited by us even when we more developed in thinking and are filled with virtues taught to us? It is all, greed which cannot be erased from our hearts.

November 28, 2005

woah, 3 days since i blogged. Kinda busy with the maple guild lately, kinda fun haha. lemme add a picture to show you and example of abuse of power. Well, its kinda small, anyway, it goes that "samuel"(you all know who) was complaining i was abusing my authority, so i gave him a REAL example by doing so. *demotes samuel to slave*
Was pretty fun haha. Hmm, 1 more month to go till school reopens. Time flies really quick when your not watching. Oh well, didn't really do anything productive these holidays anyway. Can't wait to go on that cruise, those good boring days often give me an impression of time drifting slowly. Sigh, haven't even started my revision yet, guess i'll do it on the cruise too haha.

November 25, 2005

Ah the sweet friday arrived at last, would often go out the next day or something. Day seemed pretty nice, till my sister ruined it. Let me add, my sister is someone who is extremely annoying and a total hypocrite may i add. Not to mention, she is also extremely selfish, lets say, the laptop, she will always say this whenever i borrow it to do my work," I DON'T LIKE YOU USING MY LAPTOP! EVEN IF IM NOT USING I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO USE IT!" and you know what? Its barely HER laptop, its my brother's who lent it to her since she's in university (the laptop is 2 years old since it changed hands) Unreasonable? You haven't seen anything. Since i was 5 years younger then my sister, she started reading the papers alot earlier then i did. So when i finally start reading them(primary 6) whenever i wake up on saturday mornings to watch cartoon, i would watch cartoons then wait till the commercial before starting on another article. When its at around 11am, my lazy sister would wake up do her morning stuff and run down to snatch the papers from me (yeah, im a slow reader at that age even though i had a 2 hour headstart) Whats her excuse? " I'VE BEEN READING THE PAPERS EARLIER THEN YOU DO! SO ITS RIGHT I GET TO READ THEM FIRST!" she says. Well its a long time ago, she gets lazier and lazier everyday so she wakes at around noon, lazy pig -.- Anyway, lets turn to something more recent. Like say, today. Again, i was working on my projects from morning till late afternoon at about 5pm ish, (maple was down) went to tuition after that. Came back at around 8pm, then i went to maple for awhile till 10pm then she rushed to use the desktop. Came back, went to use laptop, she scream and scream and scream and even lied to my father saying that i was playing games on the laptop. Wow, pro huh? And when my parents bo chup because they didn't see me playing, she came over and pulled the plug for the lappy. Pretty ironic, she went about saying she wants the laptop to be safe,etc (she surfs all kinds of funny website and gets infected with viruses and cookies), she actually pulled the plug on the laptop. Awesome isn't she? Sheesh, must have gotten my father's unreasonable gene. After all that crap, i gave in to her because i wanted to blog asap before doing my weather project again. So here i am blogging and wa la! Dedicate this post to my irritating sister. May she not die one day under someone else's hands due to her irritating and beat-me-up attitude because i want to run her over with my car someday (o yeah im sooo going to hell)..

November 24, 2005

Haha, did our national weather study today, totally crappy. We spent 2 hours doing nothing, mrs loh want US to do a damn research on the weather with the data she gave us. Like, our topic of choice originally very large, but we MUST include the stupid data she gave us (humidity/etc), then the choice shrunk to less then a handful of topic. Imagine, we need to do a 2k ish word topic and our topic of choice is so small. Crappy la, haix. Spent that 120minutes just to think of a proper topic. Google and other search engines gave us nothing but 101 things that is UNRELATED for our project. Type in cracked walls you get an art work or some designs for tiles, what the hell ._. Went for lunch at the kopitiam after that, shimin actually took less then an hour to eat! (45mins) I was like, wow, the last time we went to KFC for decent food after sec 3 camp, she took like 1hour ish just to eat a chicken. Talk about snail = / Came back after makan, FINALLY found a DECENT website that ACTUALLY got what we wanted. Phew, real relief. Seeing other's blog, kinda glad what im left with. 4 more compos, 6 comphre (yes i haven done a single 1) and X number of biology practical workbook left. X because i think im finished = /

November 23, 2005

Okaay, i think i went a little overboard today with the megaphone on maple. Magephone's an item which u can use to broadcast messages to the whole maple community (about 10 thousand kids playing) So I was pissing sam off when he was blabbering about the 10million mesos i lent in beta is worthless now compared to the 2 prata my friend treated me as grattitude (pretty crappy yeah i know). When he asked me to massage him for 10hours for 2 prata and i went overboard and broadcasted his telephone number saying: GET FREE ITEMS BY CALLING *sam's number*. Followed by that, his phone rang continuously, etc. Oops, didn't think so many people were so gullible, oh yeah, now i remember, 3/4 of the community are senseless gullible children rabbling nonsense. So, i shall dedicate this post to my poor friend who has suffered alot thanks to my action. Sam, really sorry! Didn't expect the response to be this good. Oh yeah, and to mr and mrs teo (sam's parents) sorry for the trouble X.x, There is one lesson you can learn from this though, advertising through pamlets and flyers are useless compared to advertising it on maplestory. Oh yeah, and never reveal anybody's personal information over the net, its rather disturbing. Sorry again sam = X

Composition, "if you don't succeed, try, and try again.

" Alright! Now its done, test it john!", squealed Tom, with excitement, as he grasped the handle with his pudgy fingers. As I took a deep breath and crossed my finger, I pushed the button. "Rrrrrrkkkk! Clank!", a rough sound of clinging metal followed by a stuck noise was heard. "Well, at least it didn't blew up..." Tom said with a sigh. Looking at the failed invention for the fifth time, we sighed.
"Good try son," said my dad who appeared behind the garage door, " Keep trying! You will succeed sooner or later! You have my support!" I shook my head and buried my head under the blueprint of the machine trying to find out the problem. Well, the town's annual mini car racing competition was just around the corner. Entering for the first time, I teamed with my best friend who had second to none knowledge of cars in our school hoping the claim the title of champion. Just the problem was, we had budget problems, and so the parts for the mini car did not come out well.
"Jusff onff morff weeff tof theff competitionff (just one more week to the competition)!", Tom said munching on his peanut butter sandwich in school during recess while I was inspecting the new parts i bought after advacing my allowances. "I'm telling you dude, if we don't win this, I don't know what am I going to live on for next month." I complained opening my empty wallet imagining a cliche white moth flying out of it. After installing the final parts, we tried again for the final time. "Push da button!" cried Tom again hardly able to contain his excitement, he had given up a month's amount of tibits for the parts. "Rrrrrrk! Vrooom!", our custom made engine roared loudly. Sweet tears of success streamed down Tom's cheeks as he dropped his packet of chips, soon, we started to put everthing together into the chasis.
It was a bright morning, as we arrived to the competition grounds. The racing track was full of cars in different designs people could think of. Cars made from a milk carton, plastic bottles, titanium cases, etc. Not long after, it was time to start the race! As all the cars lined up at the start line, the engines were ignited and were prepared to accelerate. "BOOM!", our car exploded when the engine was on for less then a minute. Shocked, we could only watch in despair when our half burnt car was taken away. Well, theres always next time...

November 21, 2005

Kay, quite some time i actually posted something that happened in my day. Hmm, gonna write bout yesterday. Yeap, went to WCG (world cyber games) at suntec with ming jia yesterday, pretty awesome. We actually intended to laugh at the cosplays by our locals and prepare for a good laugh (80% of the cosplayers are dressed funny and spoils the image of the anime characters) but only saw 3 little cats walking around at the convention hall. Caught the finals of the Warcraft 3 reign of chaos of china vs US. China won (woohoo! chinese pride =D), pretty much the whole hall cheered (lotsa china oversea students with their china flag waving), man did the US guy got thrashed. 5 MINUTES! China guy played extremely offensive, with just a few footmen and an archmage he atked the base with peasants to power build towers to support. Awesome play. Next round the US guy (playing nightelf) tried the same tactic, failed though since its a human map and the china guy got advantage. Ended up that he failed to push on after the china guy took down all his ancients, we could have gotten a better view of the whole game if the CAMERAS WOULD STOP FOCUSING ON THE PLAYER'S FACE! Saw some graffiti art and anime displays in the convention as well, the final fantasy collection was pretty awesome, love that fenrir(bike rode by cloud in advent children) bike model. Went to ming jia's house after that for lunch haha. Was hunting for the cat. Then found it sleeping in the corner under the mattress, then i was like o_O then it came out dragging its fat little body, i was like O_O. Was suppose to watch prince of tennis the movie at her house, but ended up playin heroes 3 with her. Lol, played till 9++ somemore and stayed for dinner. Abit awkward though, haha, food we had for dinner was not bad too =P

Composition, Chaos

Flames razed houses to the ground as the sky was fumed with thick smoke. The sky was crimson red yet clouded with smug. Panic and mayhem filled the air as pirates pillaged the village. Granaries were emptied and innocents were murdered. Merciless bandits of the sea maliciously killed the innocent after robbing them of their possesions. Crying children were being dragged away by pirates to become slaves as the parents could do nothing but watch while being clobbered.
Imagine u were at the calm sea sipping crystal clear champagne while sampling savory dishes prepared by top notch chefs, suddenly, sailors panicked in fear as the sign of cross bones and skull was caught sight on! The pirates are here! Followed by that, the party on board was no longer present, passengers were in a mad rush as the pirates near in with their hooks and ropes preparing the board the ship. Sailors shot down one after another trying to defend the ship and the captain was forced to be fed to the bloodthirsty sharks followed by his sailors one after another. Fear struck passengers watched in fear and horror watching the brutality of these people fearing their fates may end up like those who were forced to walk the plank or be fed to sharks.

War, destruction, the human greed. The reign of chaos thrives so long as greed exist, and the humans are the origin of this greed. Piracy, just another unsightful view of the human hearts, one of the most common cause of panic and fear in the olden days. Can we ever have peace so long as we exist?

(kay, i know this composition sucks, can't seem to think of anything)

So you wana learn jap?

So You Want To Learn Japanese.

You've eaten at a few Japanese restaurants, seen some anime, hosted an exchange student, and had a Japanese girlfriend. And now, somewhere in the back of your tiny brain, you think that Japanese would be a good language to learn. Hey, you could translate video games! Or Manga! Or even Anime! Pick up Japanese girls, impress your friends! Maybe you'll even go to Japan and become an anime artist! Yeah! Sounds like a great idea!

So you head down to the library, pick up some books with titles like "How To Teach Yourself Japanes In Just 5 Seconds A Day While Driving Your Car To And From The Post Office" and "Japanese For Complete And Total, Utter Fools Who Should Never Procreate". Hey, you already know a few words from your manga collection/girlfriend/anime. Excited and impressed with your new knowledge, you begin to think: "Hey. Maybe, just maybe, i could do this for a living! Or even major in Japanese! Great Idea, Right?

WRONG.

I don't care how many anime tapes you've watched, how many Japanese girlfriends you've had, or books you've read, You don't know Japanese. Not only that, majoring in the godforsaken language is NOT fun or even remotely sensible. Iraqi war prisoners are often forced to major in Japanese. The term "Holocaust" comes from the Latin roots "Holi" and "Causm", meaning "to major in Japanese". You get the idea.

And so, sick of seeing so many lambs run eagerly to the slaughter, I have created This Guide to REAL TIPS for Studying Japanese. Or, as is actually the case, NOT studying it.

This should be an obvious.

Despite what many language books, friends, or online tutorials may have told you, Japanese is NOT simple, easy, or even sensical (Japanese vocabulary is determined by throwing tiny pieces of sushi at a dart board with several random syllables attatched to it). TheJapanese spread these rumours to draw foolish Gaijin into their clutches.

Not only is it not simple, it's probably one of the hardest language you could ever want to learn. With THREE completely different written languages (none of which make sense), multitude of useless, confusing politeness levels, and absolutely insane grammatical structure, Japanese has been crushing the souls of the pathetic Gaijin since it's conception. Let's go over some of these elements mentioned above so you can get a better idea of what I mean.

The Japanese Writing System

The Japanese writing system is broken down into three separate, complete, and insane, parts: Hiragana ("those squiggily letters"), Katakana ("those boxy letters") and Kanji ("roughly 4 million embodiments of your worst nightmares").

Hiragana is used to spell out Japanese words using syllables. It consist of many letters, all of which look completely different and bear absolutely no resemblance to each other whatsoever. Hiragana were devloped by having a bunch of completely blind, deaf, and dumb Japanese people scribble things on pieces of paper while having no idea why they were doing so. The resulting designs were then called "hiaragana". The prince who invented these characters, Yorimushi("stinking monkey-bush-donkey") was promptly bludgeoned to death. But don't worry, because you'll hardly use Hiragana in "real life".

Katakana are used only to spell out foreign words in a thick, crippling japanese accent, so that you'll have no idea what you're saying even though it's in English. However, if you remember one simple rule for Katakana, you'll find reading Japanese much easier: Whenever something is written in Katakana, it's an English word! (note: Katakana is also used for non-english foreign words. And sound effects, and Japanese words). Katakana all look exactly the same, and it's impossible, even for Japanese people, to tell them apart. No need to worry, because you'll hardly ever have to read Katakana in "real life".

Kanji are letters that were stolen from China. Every time the Japanese invaded China (which was very often) they'd just take a few more letters, so now they have an estimated 400 gazillion of them. Kanji each consist of several "strokes", which must be written in a specific order, and convey a specific meaning, like "horse", or "girl". Not only that, but Kanji can combined to form new words. For example, if you combine the Kanji for "small", and "woman", you get the word "carbeurator". Kanji also have different pronounciations depending on where they are in the word, how old you are, and what day it is. When European settlers first came upon Japan, the Japanese scholars suggested that Europse adopt the Japanese written language as a "universal" language understood by all parties. This was the cause of World War 2 several years later. Don't worry, however, since you'll never have to use kanji in "real life", since most Japanese gave up on reading a long, long time ago, and now spend most of their time playing Pokemon.

Politeness Levels

Politness Levels have their root in an ancient Japanese tradition of absolute obedience and conformity, a social caste system, and complete respect for arbitrary heirarchical authority, which many American companies believe will be very helpful when applied as magaerial techniques. They're right, of course, but no one is very happy about it.

Depending on who you are speaking to your politeness level will be very different. Politeness depends on many things, such as age of the speaker, age of the person being spken to, time of day, zodiac sign, blood type, sex, whether they are Grass or Rock Pokemon type, color of pants, and so on. For an example of Politness Levels in action, see the example below.

Japanese Teacher: Good morning, Harry.
Harry: Good Morning.
Japanese Classmates: (gasps of horror and shock)

The bottom line is thatPoliteness Levels are completely beyond your understanding, so don't even try. Just resign yourself to talking like a little girl for the rest of your life and hope to God that no one beats you up.

Grammatical Structure

The Japanese have what could be called an "interesting" grammatical structure, but could also be called "confusing", "random", "bogus" or "evil". To truly understand this, let's examine the differences between Japanese and English grammar.

English Sentence:
Jane went to the school.

Same Sentence In Japanese:
School Jane To Went Monkey Apple Carbeurator.

Japanese grammer is not for the faint of heart or weak of mind. What's more, the Japanese also do not have any words for "me", "them", "him, or "her" that anyone could use without being incredibly insulting (the Japanese word for "you", for example, when written in kanji, translates to"I hope a monkey scratches your face off"). Because of this, the sentence "He just killed her!" and "I just killed her!" sound exactly the same, meaning that most people in Japan have no idea what is going on around them at any given moment. You are supposed to figure these things out from the "context", which is a German word meaning "you're screwed".

When mostAmericans think of Japanese people, they think: polite, respectful, accomadating. (They could also possibly think: Chinese). However, it is important to learn where the truth ends and our Western stereotyping begins.

Of course, it would be irresponsible of me to make any sweeping generalizations about such alarge group of people, but ALL Japanese people have three characteristics: they "speak" English, they dress very nicely, and they're short.

The Japanese school system is controlled by Japan's central government, which, of course, is not biased in any way (recent Japanese history textbook title: "White Demons Attempt To Take Aaway our Holy Motherland, But Great And Powerful Father-Emperor Deflects Them With Winds From God: The Story Of WW2"). Because of this, all Japanese have been taught the same English-language course, which consists of reading The Canterbury Tales, watching several episodes of M*A*S*H, and reading the English dictionary from cover to cover. Armed with this extensive language knowledge, the children of Japan emerge from school ready to take part in international business and affairs, uttering such remarkable and memorable sentences as "You have no chance to survive make your time", and adding to their own products by inscribing english slogans, such as "Just give this a Paul. It may be the Paul of your life" on the side of a slot machine.

Secondly, all Japanese people dress extremely well. This fits in with the larger Japanese attitude of neatness and order. Everything has to be in it's correct place with the Japanese, or a small section in the right lobe of their brain begins to have seizures and they exhibit erratic violent behavior until the messiness is eradicated. The Japanese even FOLD THEIR DIRTY CLOTHES. Sloppiness is not tolerated in Japanese society, and someone with a small wrinkle in their shirt, which they thought they could hide by wearing a hooded sweatshirt over it (possibly emblazoned with a catchy english phrase like "Spread Beaver, Violence Jack-Off!"), will be promptly beaten to death with tiny cellular phones.

Lastly, the Japanese are all short. Really, really short. It's kind of funny. Not ones to leave being tall to the Europeans or Africans, however, the Japanese have singlehandedly brought shoes with incredibly gigantic soles into style, so that they can finally appear to be of actual human height, when in reality their height suggests that they may indeed be closer in relation to the race of dwarves or Hobbits.



Japanese culture is also very "interesting", by which we mean "confusing" and in several cases "dangerous". Their culture is based on the concept of "In Group/Out Group", in which all Japanese people are one big "In" group, and YOU are the "Out" group. Besides this sense of alienation, Japan also produces cartoons, and a wide variety of other consumer products which are crammed into your face 24 hours a day, seven days a week. The Japanese also like cock fighting monsters that live in your pants, taking baths with the elderly, and killing themselves.

Japanese food is what some people would call "exotic", but what most people call "disgusting", or perhaps, in some areas, "whack". Japanese food evolved in ancient days, when the main staple of the diet was rice. People got so sick and tired of eating rice, in fact, that they ate just about anything else they could find, from seaweed to other Japanese people. This has led to the creation of such wonderful foods as "Natto", which I believe is a kind of bean but tastes like battery acid, and "Pocky", which is a stick with different frostings on it, the flavors of which include Sawdust and Strawberry.

Despite this variety of foods, however, the Japanese have succeeded in making every single thing they eat, from tea to plums, taste like smokey beef.

As if learning the language wasn't hard enough, Japanese classes in America tend to attract the kind of student who makes you wish that a large comet would strike the earth. There are a few basic type of students that you'll always find yourself running into. These include The Anime Freak, The Know It All, and the Deer Caught In Headlights.

The Anime Freak is probably the most common, and one of the most annoying. You can usually spot a few warning signs to let you identify them before it's too late: they wear the same exact Evangelion shirt every day, they have more than one anime key chain on their person, they wear glasses, they say phrases in Japanese that hey obviously don't understand (such as "Yes! I will never forgive you!"), they refer to you as "-chan", make obscure Japanese culture references during class, and usually fail class. You have to be extremely careful not to let them smell pity or fear on you, because if they do they will immeadiately latch onto you and suck up both your time and patience, leaving only a lifeless husk. Desperate for human companionship, they will invite you to club meetings, anime showings, conventions, and all other sorts of various things you don't care about.

The Know It All typically has a Japanese girlfriend or boyfriend, and because of this "inside source" on Japanese culture, has suddenly become an academic expert on all things Japanese, without ever having read a single book on japan in their entire lives. You can usually spot Know It All's by keeping an eye out for these warning signs: a cocky smile, answering more than their share of questions, getting most questions wrong, questioning the teacher on various subjects and then arguing about the answers (a typical exchange: Student: What does "ohayoo" mean?,Teacher: It means "good morning", Student: That's not what my girlfriend said...), being wrong, talking alot about Japanese food and being wrong, giving long, unnecessarily detailed answers which are wrong, and failing class.

The Deer Caught In headlights are those students who took Japanese because either a.) they thought it sounded like fun, b.) they thought it would be easy, or c.) they just need a couple more credits to graduate. These students wear a mask of terror and panic form the moment they walk into class till the moment they leave, because all they can hear inside their head is the high pitched scream their future is making as it is flushed down the toilet. They are usually failing.

Although many of Japanese-language students are smart, funny, hard working people, none of them will be in your class.

Copyrighted from: http://pepper.idge.net/japanese/

Composition, Q33, quiet morning walk

I had the world all to myself that early morning. The countryside, as i walked through it, was solitary and still. Not a single thing moved in the surroundings. It was all peaceful, quiet, a serenity which appealed to all my senses. As i took a deep gasp of the fresh morning air, i continued my quiet little walk in woods.
Dawn came, as lusters of sunlight painted the forest with vibrant and lifely colours, all of the sudden, the whole forest begun to come alive. A lovely tune was chirped by a yellow canary perched onto an ancient oak tree's branch. Little squirrels begun to scurry around curiously looking for nuts and acorns for food, butterflies fluttering their magnificently patterned wings in search of nectar. As i shivered with excitement in the awe of mother nature i journeyed deeper and deeper into the forest as sunlight filters into nothing through the canopy of the forest. As the air starts to get humid, the whole forests warms up under the sun.
After walking for several hours, i arrived at a quiet river amazed at what i saw. Belted kingfishers glided in the air gracefully and at the batting of an eyelid, it swoops down and catches a fish at the river! Followed by that, a flock of birds flew into the horizon as the sun begun to set. Rosy pink clouds floated on the sky like flocks of sheeps. As i canoed down the river, schools of fishes swam along my canoe as it rocked gently down the river admiring the view.

Survey found by mdm sng, seems fun ~.~

1) 5 things I plan to do before I die
*Go for backpack travel to see the world =D
*Go for sky diving at angel's falls
*Master the UNI-cycle =P
*Bungee jumping
*Do volunteer work and i mean really VOLUNTEER(not CIP, that's forced)

2) 5 things I can do well
*Play chinese chess?
*Crack lame jokes
*Irritate people >=D
*Ride ,without hands/Standing, on a bicycle
*Picking up foreign languages and confuse people

3) 5 things I cannot do well
*Playing the piano
*Saving the world (lol?)
*Swim (imma dead duck)
*Writing (in chinese)
*Computer programming

4) 5 things that attract me to other people

*the talent of making sacarstic but funny comments(look at my msn nick!)
*Tell jokes (i seem to be able to remember all my jokes but not my formulas =.=)
*Willing to lend an ear (i have a very big pair of ears >.<)
*Willing to lend a hand if u need it =)
*Frankness

5) 5 things I say most often

*screw you =.=
*holy crap on a pie hole
*what the "fish"(word will be replaced with hell/freak)
*YO QUO LES ESPANOL?!
*omgwtfbbqhax (on maple) OR wah lao =.=

6) 5 celebrity crushes
-nil-

November 16, 2005

Muhahhaha, finally, theres music on the blog! Thanks wilson! Played badminton just before tuition with aaron today. Was pretty fun, haha. Played against this noisy bunch who challenged us too. Lost badly bleax. Not used to playing doubles, either miscommunication among the 2 of us (ball flies in mid air and no one wants to hit) Maple just released winter wear and snowboards, what the hell, bad timing. With my lame equipments i can never hunt those monsters properly =.= What's more im busy hunting for super high priced equipments trying to earn my whole account back. Haix, my father still talk crap say what," ITS FATED! YOUR STUFF GET STOLEN THEN ITS A SIGN TELLING YOU TO STOP PLAYING!" me,"so if i fail my exams does that mean i can stop studying since its a sign from the heavens?" Ended up arguing, etc again arghh =.= Shit (too vulgar?) happens, so when life gives you lemons you make lemonade? More like, when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, someone drinks it, gets food posioning what-so-ever and sues you till your pants drop. Zzz

Composition, 18b) world without death

Imagine if we were in a world that nobody dies. Nobody ever grow old, and nobody will suffer from sickness.Where no one will ever shed a tear for their departed kin, nor have to experience the sorrows of losing somebody they love. How great would it be? That will be what some people would think. It is, a thought like that would surely be present, but for how long?
Now imagine, how slowly time seems to pass, no one will have to work since one would not starve to death, no one will be motivated to do anything. All the people in this so called utopia would just be lying around doing nothing. Day after day, one would just laze around in the peaceful environment, at this rate, will one not go insane? Even if it is to play and have fun, no matter how fun is something, there will always be a limit, whereby one would then be bored with it. Perhaps they can move on to another game? Wrong. If we had eternity, there will come to a time where even the human mind would run out of ideas. What would you do with your time will then be a problem. Everyone will be too free.
How about playing computer games which no one will seem to get bored of? Wrong again. If everyone lived till eternity, what could be the chances of humans motivate themselves enough to work hard enough to even invent things? Talk about cavemen. They hunted for food just to survive, and through that, they discovered fire. If they did not bother to hunt in the first place because they are able to survive without food, they will never discover fire, neither will they be able to discover technology centuries later. Neither will our computer games come into place.
Whats more, if i ever find myself in this kind of world, i would definetly lose my senses. That apply to most people as well, an eternal mind which will never be at rest would lead to insanity, at least, that is what i think.

November 15, 2005

Yay! Hell ish over! Time to relax! That's what i thought, till mrs loh came over and asked to see me shimin and jiun khai. At first i was like,"Oh no, what did i do this time =.=" Then, mrs loh said its some project about the weather and stuff. Something like how does the weather affect us and stuff. Yeah, pretty screwed up huh? This project gonna last till march next year, but mrs loh wants us to be done by the end of the year (after the holidays) Its all really messy though haix. I find myself getting involved in more and more stuff this year. Glider building, debates and now this. Well, this is how its like in university i guess, better start getting familiar with it >.< Still went hunting for my Evil wings today on maple, then go for tuition and came back. Kor handed me another piece of anime, Tsubasa Chronicles, about some childhood friend who has lost her memory in the form of feathers then they travel through different worlds to look for the feathers. So the story sorta revovles around them looking for the feather.
Theres a cute picture i saw on the net by the way, pretty cute.

November 14, 2005

First unofficial day at school after our tedious 2 weeks remedial. We had about 7 hours of biology remedial, and trust me, its more boring then anything else in the world (except 7 hours of the teachings of ancient china) We had pretty much a great time actually, munching on snacks, my only regret, was not being able to see the disected heart miss lam wanted to show us. Didn't know why haix. Went home and mapled for abit, jia le was bombarding me with unbelievable stories like having a friend who has 4 level 70+ clerics and a level 86 warrior. Pure stupidity anyway, i shan't rat much about it since im not so much of a maple freak like the rest of my friends in that game. Not so long after that, my father started his normal routine of nagging at me about playing in a holiday (sheesh what the hell won't the guy just quit?!). I shan't go into detail about how much i hate him on MY daily routine because mdm sng here is getting abit anxious about my complaints. She's a parent too, so, shan't put too much stress on her thinking about her daughter's potential to hate her. Hmm, if i rat anymore of this hate-my-dad blogs, my blog will become nothing but my dad's impact on my life. Most probably I'll get arrested like the other 2 geniuses who became racist AND reveal personal informations about them. Trying to keep it short and sweet, so i shall stop here.

Composition, My unlucky day

"Ringggg!" my alarm clock rang as loud as a siren, as it vibrated violently, it travelled off the edge of the table and hit me on my head. "Ow..." i awake as i rubbed my slightly bruised forehead cursing the clock. As i made my way down for breakfast, I slipped on a toy car left by my forgetful little brother and found myself tumbling down the stairs with a loud thud.
"Looks like someone woke up at the wrong side of the bed", my sister giggled. Thankfully, my house was fully carpetted and the carpet cushioned my fall. "Not my day", I muttered under my breath as I grabbed my breakfast and headed for school. As it was raining last night, the streets in my neighbourhood was dotted with puddles of water. Noticing a familiar scene I once saw on television, i navigated my way to school through these tricky puddles of water.
"Honk honk!" horned an incoming car moving at a steady velocity at the side of the road. "Hah! I'm not gonna get splashed by the water!", I thought to myself as i took a big step sideways. "Splat!" a familiar sound was heard, and before i could react after stepping on dog faeces, the car whizzed past as fast as a bullet making a bigger-then-usual wave soaking me from top to bottom. "Eww..." said a little boy savouring his lollipop as I shook the water off my hair like a dog. Suddenly, it came to me that I have forgotten to bring my assignment to school, panicked, i ran back immediately forgetting the puddle of water behind me. " Thud!" I fell again, this time, it hurt really bad on my leg. I climbed back up quickly and limped my way back home. "This day could not get any.." before i can complete my sentence, a bird just blessed me with its holy blessing on me,"..worse."
As i finally reached home, I found my siblings sitting at home watching saturday morning cartoons leisurely while eating ceral. "Oh look, the clown's back. How's school?" my sister teased me knowing I need not go to school today. As I sat down, I heaved a sigh of relief, the best news i heard all day.

November 12, 2005

Forgot to blog yesterday, so im making it up. Watched Sky-High with tiffanie, inn zhen and eldric today. Was pretty funny, was laughing non-stop at this phrase said by the super hero father,"all i ever wanted, was for my son to save the world." a little too much for your "little dreams" eh? Eldric cut his hair, almost didn't recognise him lol, and he has this long nail sticking out of his last finger. His reason for not cutting it? Some promise, which i will not say because i do not want to find myself run over by a car out of the blue or have my house set on fire. O well, think thats all for yesterday.
Heres the funny link of the day: http://pepper.idge.net/japanese/

November 13, 05

Blogging early, dad's being a jerk again. After finishing some of my homework, i went to play my little MMORPG (massive multiplayer online role playing game) and then he nags again and again. What the hell, he said im being defiant not listening to him. Yeah i am defiant, why? What he expects of me is stupid. Holidays are here and he's not letting me rest. I mean come on, its NORMAL for a kid like me to play games. Like your average kid spending like about 8 hours of video games ( yeah i know thats extreme), when im done with my daily work i cant even play for up to two hours. I cant even start over on my game's char. "QUIT THAT GAME!" he says, then he plugs out the monitor. " NOW TURN OFF THE COMPUTER!", he screams again. Hey look! im uni da great! i can turn off the computer PROPERLY without looking at the screen. Genius i say, pure genius. Problems in a big family like mine, you get compared alot with ur elder siblings who had walked the paths of life you are about to walk on. Especially when you get some smart ones like mine. So here i am blogging at 12.41 pm when im suppose to talk about my DAY. Like im just concious for about 5 hours and i am to write my day? So i shall dedicate this post to my unreasonable father.

November 11, 2005

Haix, busy with my maple. Bad day, got hacked for the very first time and 30million worthed of assets just went out of the window. Bet that no good thief is sitting on his fat butt laughing at what a haul he had. Maaaan, 5 months of hard work ~.~ just gone. Sometimes i wonder why i play that. Well, glad that most of my friends are offering me some items hoping me to get back up, shouldn't disappoint them eh? Haha, saw cherryl this morning, meowing away, like a cat. Sooo cute, almost wanted to pat her lolx XP More and more homework piling up, science teachers are nice, didn't give any homework. Mrs chang and the EL head are the ones to blame for this towering pile of homework i have.>= ( Well, its late, gotta turn in before that tyrant at home of mine starts nagging like a thousand year old ginseng hag, nitez!

November 10, 2005

Yayy~ free to blog again. Busy and sad day. Went to fix fell's glasses, the optician said nothing's wrong with the glasses, just a little unbalanced.Yups, then he unscrewed and screwed the frame back, balanced it, and wa la~ its as good as new, i think. Shucks, miss lam went psycho, literally a whole day bio remedial on monday. 8am~12pm break at 12pm~1pm then 1pm~4pm, gonna bring lotsa potato chips to munch on XD hopefully miss lam wouldn't drag like 99.99% of the time she does. She always say, I WILL GO SUPER FAST!! End up only faster bout 0.1 pico meter/year Can't deny she's a good teacher though = /
Hmm, nothing really much happened today, just tuition tuition work. So tired i fell asleep in the car then my dad dragged me into the house.

November 09, 2005

Free to blog again, haha. Hmm, mdm sng's right, this is quite fun. Anyway, had an mass english lecture today in school.Was pretty fun, yeah, the teacher talks ALOT LIKE miss soh though, all the perfect english and stuff, haha. ad-VER-tisement, interesting, hmm..Guess i was p-r-e-t-t-y lucky that no one was really offended by that small vandalised newspaper ad of mine XD, i gave the audience a pretty good laugh, haha. I was like,"OMG !! WE'RE SUPPOSE TO PRESENT?! *looks at miserable badly vandalised piece of advertisement in hand* *faints*''. Phew, close call eh? Got the courage to go up and talk =P Joyce was pretty cute, laughing non-stop when she presented, tiffianie's sacarstic "thanx ar?" was funny too. Hmm, maybe they should have more of these little workshops just for fun, kinda relaxing and slack. Well, time to do my compo XD

Composition, Being the odd one out

Everybody will have someone we once know from school who was a loner. Someone who is often bullied, someone, who is often insulted and abused.This is a story of this boy named John I once know from my school. John was alone, he had this cold look in his stressful eyes and deep sagging eyebags which makes him look haggard. No one befriended him as he was poor and smelly. Everyday, I would see him walk to school with his worn out shoes and squat quietly at the corner during recess while other children are having fun playing.

Sometimes, mean kids, mostly snobbish and rich, bully him. They would call him "homeless orphan", "dirtbag" and other juvenile insults you can think off. He never reacted. When the bullies fail to irritate John, they would resort to violence and start throwing stones at him and treat him like dirt. It never fails to amaze me how John never retaliated nor report it to the teachers. Whenever he got pushed around, he will just keep climbing back up, holding a silent front against the bullies.

In class, John's place was often dirty. During lessons, the bullies will throw paper balls, eraser shavings, pencil leads at him just in the name of fun. They stick kick-me signs behind his back, poured milk into his bags soaking his books and stick gum on his chair. He never showed any emotions throughout his years in school. It was as if his soul was away leaving just a mere functioning shell. He never opened up to anyone, neither did he ever ask for help.

One summer, just a week away before our break, John did not appear for school. At first no one really bothered, thinking that the boy was just ill. The bullies just found it boring without anyone to make fun of. Days went by, his desk remained empty still. No one knew where did he go. Finally, the school term was over, but John still never came to school. I first though he may come back after the summer break. I was wrong. Summer whizzed passed like a flash, and it was the first day of school. John's desk was still empty.

He just dissappeared. Away from school, away from the bullies. Perhaps his family whom we never seen moved to another town. Where ever did he go, anywhere should be better in other places then having bullies on his tail everyday.

*Yawn..Forced to do this >.<

Well lets see, our head of english went crazy and set a range of 67 composition topics for us! yay!*sacarsm* well, its not all that bad, he just ticked some out of that 67 topics right? YEAH! right! Hmm, lets see, err, 50 out of that 67? Still bad huh? Haha, so for our christmas present, our form teacher just lessen the load to 10. Hmm, i wonder, this seems all too familiar. Well played by the english department in my opinion. Give em a big stack then lessen it it to a much more insignificant number which is still alot hoping to make us feel better. Just imagine, if a teacher walks in and give TEN composition topics for us to do, we're bound to complain. BUT, they did not, they give us 67 then bring it down to 10! Brillant i say =D Now give the English department a hand for this awesome way to make us do more homework! *clap clap clap*
PS: Mass boy-cotting anyone? *wink