RAGNAROK EPISODE-2! NOW IN JAPANESE!

OMG! RO-2 IS ALREADY OUT! (japan) AHHH!!! And my brother already downloaded in unto his computer! Now he's just gloating over my miseries for being 16 and having my o levels this year...Grrr, bloody cunning *toot*, oh well, its his graduating year in uni anyway, i DOUBT he can play either, so we both suffer! Well, better not stir away from what a blog is originally suppose to do. Now back to the things I'm suppose to do, talk about current affairs in the school and crap. Alright, so the next few day's gonna be ADAM KHOO'S SELF DELUSIONAL AND BRAINWASHING WORKSHOP!

Before we actually HAD this workshop, mdm sng actually said something like, our seniors last year who had the workshop cried! YES! CRIED AS IN SALTY TEARS FLOWS OUT OF THE TEAR DUCT! She says its probably some talk, but I'd like to think its losing 50 bucks on such a useless workshop on the last day. At first, they were filled with confidence with something like," YES! WITH THIS MOTIVATION I AM BOUND TO SUCCEED!"

Only to realise on the last day that:" OMG NOOOOO! T_T I WAS HOPING THIS WILL HELP ME! WHYYYY!"

At least thats the ONLY REASON I can think of. Well, if they can make victor cry, I'll reward them with a cookie no matter what method they use ( YES! THAT APPLIES FOR MAKING *COUGH COUGH* BREAK HIS HEART*)

Sooo, stocked up on my chips already, garunteed that the auntie at the GREEN LEAFY CAFE is gonna be busy trying to sell her fries to the pack of hungry kids who are dumb enough to buy it for a dollar (that includes me!) Oh well, I'd think I'll go file my stuff before it explodes, buh bye~

Jin Quan's scandal ;p (okaay, I really ran out of stuff to talk about)

Okay, lets talk about what the other blogs are all talking about. That Tammy girl mr *Apple is talking about. *name is changed due to privacy* So, we're talking about it in class with mdm sng after our discussive composition writing. Then along came mr circle. Mr apple is like your average hardworking boy, with the knowledge of science, he is deemed as a geek from my point of view. Besides irritating all of us with his E=mc^2 things, he has plenty of stuff to talk about such as err, err, north korea claiming to have nukes aiming at every south east asian countries, more science stuff, and of course tammy!

Alright, let me rant on how did mr Apple screw himself over and over AND OVER again with this tammy thing.

Firstly, I started the ball rolling by: MR APPLE TRIED TO LOOK FOR IT ON A WEBSITE! THE TECHNORATI WHATSOEVER WEBBY!

Mr Apple: NO I WAS NOT! I MEAN I WAS! I MEAN I JUST WANTED TO CHECK THE SOURCE OF THE VIDEO!

Class: ROFLMAO-WNED!

Mr Apple: NO NO NO! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG! I JUST WANT TO SEE IF ITS REAL!

Me: you mean WATCH it ;p

Class: ROFLMAO-WNED

Mr Apple: IF I EVER FOUND IT TO BE REAL! I WILL TERMINATE IT!

Mdm sng: How'd you terminate it?

Me: he watch finish then terminate to destroy evidence lor~

Class: ROFLMAO-WNED *can't hear his explanation*

Mr Apple: Starts rambling on details such as, THE SEQUEL IS COMING OUT!, THERE ARE 4 PARTS TO THIS EXPLICT! I WANNA GO MALAYSIA BUY THEIR DVDs OF HER! I TRIED TO LOOK FOR HER PICTURE/VIDEO!

*note the above MAY have been exaggerated, but, for your viewing pleasures, you can choose to ignore this little note*

So anyway, had lotsa fun watching him own himself with every phrase, girls watch out, for mr apple is a dangerous criminal running rampant in our class! Especially protecting a particularly important sandwich from my rubiks cube! (okaay, maybe he just needs some love from a particular fruit)

Anyway, lets go on to the point Tammy. She is,

a) Really daring
b) Really stupid
c) or a mixture of both?

Well, from my view, I don't think its really her fault to gain such notoreity. Ok, lets face it, we ALL have our dark secrets, and perhaps that sex video thingy of her's, is one of it. This is the same case of someone who had his/her dark secret exposed to the world. And what? YOU human beings who think you are ever so pure and all sunshine and rainbows say: SHE'S IMMORAL! SHE'S FILTHY! SHE DESERVES TO BE PUT IN A PIG CAGE AND DROWNED!

You're just as wrong as the person who released the video. Why do I say that? All of us have our dark secrets, having that secret leaked is bad enough, let alone have the whole world condemn you for it. So don't tell me every single one of you never did something crazy in your teenage years? I did mine (crash my bike into someone's car in a stupid stunt), what about you? The harshness of your so called crazy stunt differs from one another and Tammy chose it in a, err, "artistic" way. Well, one cannot deny the fact that she's stupid to leave it in the phone or to film it in the first place, but your just doing the same wrong to her if you ever point and stare at her in public.

If you want to express such hate, do it on the guy/girl who circulated the video. NOW, HE/SHE WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN! DROWN HIM/HER INTO THE PIG CAGE INSTEAD! WHAT KIND OF INHUMAN ACT IS THIS?! CRUSHING SOMEONE'S FUTURE BEFORE IT EVEN BEGUN?!

Oh yeah, did i mention how useless our police is? Circulating of such obscene videos is already an offense, let alone destroying a particular teen's social life, TAKE SOME ACTION FOR PETE SAKE! The trails getting cold and you net "detectives" still won't take action? Frankly this sorta things happening, you jump into the yellow river also cannot clean ar! (chinese proverb: Tiao jing huang he ye xi bu qing)

Let the following equation be in value of scam: Aerospace > Acjc fun fair

So, if you think acjc fun fair was a scam, let me introduce a BIGGER one, the AEROSPACE convention in singapore, that has generated over millions (definetly) in singapore. Firstly, if you arrive from changi mrt like me, there is a shuttle bus to where the convention is. The fare? $2! I should predicted that the SMRT will somehow benefit from this, so I just paid, reluctantly. Arrived at around 2 plus, so the air display's pretty much over. Besides fighting over swarms of greasy fan boys, inconsiderate people walking past while I'm trying to snap photos, and finally, the irritating people who are hogging the front not letting us take a look at the displays.

Anyway, the entry fees for me is 21 bucks, talk about a hole in my pocket, even escape is more entertaining then this. I see countless of stupid displays of airlines, a handful of ACTUAL aircrafts on display, inert missles (which means they are just models)

So after having enough of the crowded display under the hot sun, I decide to get some makan. Not being the sensible self I originally is under extreme hunger, I just stopped over at the nearest makan area, which sold food at a high price and I am to eat under the humid tent with little tables dotted all over the small platform.

Prices, were, ridiculous, 3 dollars for a small smoothie, but they had okonomiyaki though, so I bought that. Was like 2.50 or 3.50 if i can remember, was busy wiping sweat of my forehead while eating. Worse lunch I ever had. Walked around some more after that, then I saw much better makan areas. With aircon and stuff, argh, stupid me. -.-

On my way out, they were giving freebies, then I'm like , oh heck, I paid 21 bucks for this, must as well. I opened the gift and guess what? I got a laser pointer cum torch, not bad haha. Nothing interesting after that, so I'll end my blog here, nites all =)

YES! THE LONG AWAITED WEEKEND!

YES! FINALLY! MUHAHAHAHA! THE WEEKEND ISH HERE! Woohoo! *throws hw in the air*
O wait, i finished em all kekekeke. So anyway, played tennis again, really awesome game, frustrations vent: 100%, imagine someone you hate as the ball, WHACK! Wah, damn shuang sia ;p
Anyway, had this stupid MOE survey. Aww shucks, i was hoping they had something like

Express your view at the current programns set up by our noble MOE head:

My answer: _@($*(!)!$@ YOUR _)@$&*!_*@$ HEAD LA! KAOZ! GET A _)@(&!_(%$ INDIAN TO TELL US HOW TO STUDY CHINESE! TMD! IF I BECOME MOE HEAD ONE DAY I MAKE SURE I MAKE YOUR PAPER HARDER X 6 X 10^23~!

Well, they DID have an interesting question:
How to improve your standards of English?

My first thoughts: if we knew that we wouldn't be struggling would we genius?

My answer: Stop giving us such surveys and wasting our time. Even if we commented, you would not take any of our ideas into consideration.
Example: Qns asking on how to improve english:
Study english for 2 weeks in an English speaking country. Something like that's never gonna happen because, our government can't afford it, neither will Mr Lim allow *shrugs*

Yay, going escape tommorw~ wootx ;p I think, at least victor they all still planning. Better go sia, if not I go alone liao Zzz...

Gonna start playing my computer games, ;p so i'll cut the long bull short and end here, bb~

Tennis ish fun!

Yay, its a thursday, and no longer after that, its the weekends! Now everyone clap! *clap clap clap* time sure flies when your suffering in a money hungry school doesn't it? Once again, we have more urges to get donations for the school, we are now bombarded with advertisements of forced or brainwashed students doing this over the PA system of GMSS:

Hey *insert name*, how's your chinese new year?
*crap crap more crap elaboration on crap*
YES! STRIKE WHEN THE IRON IS STILL HOT WHEN VISITING YOUR RELATIVES
(note this part of the sentence was made especially clear from the student's half dead voices)

all this propoganda is followed by Miss Lim's announcement which sounded pretty much like:
LIGHTEN THE STUDENT'S POCKETS FOR THEY ARE NOT TRUSTWORTHY IN KEEPING OUR HOLY FUNDS FOR THE NOBEL PROJECT!

So, mdm shariffa didn't come today (probably having the phobia of climbing stairs since she was crying for her dear life when absailing in sec 3 camp), PE was a bore, ran 5 rounds outside, life's ever so cruel, *shrugs* all this running when we find ourselves dying in a few shots from a rifle. No one says life's fair anyway

Had reccess then biology. Man was bio fun! Take a look at my excercise book! We've learnt the many word forms of "lost","loss","lose" whatsoever! Nothing less to be expected from our A*Star versatile teacher! *clap clap clap* Lets look at her wise sayings!
: DON"T ASK ME FOR EXAM DATES WHEN YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STUDIED!

"PENNY WISE, POUND FOOLISH!- Meaning something like you spend 10 bucks just to save 10 cents

"A stitch in time saves NINE! *rattling at joanne for sleeping* SO YOU SHOULD SLEEP MORE, THEN YOU CAN LISTEN IN CLASS! THEN YOU GO HOME, REVISE A BIT AND YOU'RE SET! NOW YOU SEE HOW BRILLIANT THAT IS?!"

Wow, I'm sure I've learnt alot, and despite her efforts to enlightening us with other brilliant facts of life ,from SOMEBODY's feedback, she still teaches us a lot of interesting thingsl. I give the most enthu-to-teach teacher of the year award to her! *clap clap clap*

Lets see, I think what other teachers have won too!:

Mdm Sng: Most interactive teacher award (with all the blog stuff and tennis stuff, yeap, we sure had a lot of fun =D)

Mdm Ng: The most caring/daring/reckless teacher. Seriously, she still does all that stuff to cheer us up even IF we don't appreciate it despite her leg problems. She's also saying something like, if she can't teach us well, she'll retire. From the depths of her heart no matter how fierce she seems to be, she's always caring for us, so 3 cheers for this devoted teacher =)

Mdm Shariffa: Biggest-eye-bulge-stare-when-you-do-something-wrong-award! (the award speaks for itself)

Mrs Lee Fang Lan: Duh, fussiest~! I'm still not over the "YOUR PAPER HAS A TEAR, SO I SHAN'T MARK IT" thing ._.

Mrs Ting: Youngest look for age award, she claims to be 60 (on total defense day), but she doesn't look like it. Omg, did she lie?! *this comment is juicy with sacarsm =D*

Well, thats all for our teachers, hope they do something more interesting and win more awards eh? Kekekeke

Anyway, speaking off tennis, wow wassit fun today. Victor says I'm left handed so that means i naturally suck at tennis (quote: left hander's ball have no control), don't know, don't care. I'm gonna train my tennis anyway. Its WAY more fun then badminton, because

a) you don't have to wait for the wind to stop
b) the balls you smash do a bloody hell-lotta dmg
c)Tennis balls definitely have a longer shelf life then shuttlecocks. Period.

Anyway, hope i get to play tommorow ;p getting late, and OMFGBBQHAX! I HAVEN;T STUDIED FOR CHEM YET! *panics*

Weird recipes~(yay im back~)

The depression's over (yeah, mine always last for 24 hours max), I'm back the the crazy crapping self! SUFFER MORTALS(esp those in the class having to listen to my crap)! MUHAHAHAHA! Anyway, yl's telling me about adding white coffee to milo or vice versa, you get, umm, uhh, a really nice drink! So yeah, she passed me a packet of white coffee today and I mixed milo powder and white coffee powder followed by a cup ful of water. *Stirs* *smells* *slurrp*

Reaction: !!!! ITS !! OMG ITS!! Just normal la =_= kaoz, I thought I would have wings or something =l, ahh I know! *adds red bull and drinks* Nope, didn't, damn commercialism and all that propagand-ish crap! Rawrr! (^^\(@@/^^)

Anyway, lets have a Recipe of Tasty stuff shall we? I'll start the ball rolling =P

Shaker Fries?:
Fried French fries with mamee(that blue monster tidbit dried noodle thingy) powder, mix well

Milopi (milo + kopi) : White coffee with milo, if you get a stomach ache, blame yl not me thanks =D

Wasabi-mayo: Mixing little wasabi on mayonise, wasabi's taste light and refreshing on the mayo, so those wimps out there who's afraid of crying can try it too!

Tea-coffee (yin yang): A drink in hong kong I think, mixing coffee and tea together you get Ying-Yang, don't ask me about the name, I didn't give it =l

Feel free to add on to this short list i have =D
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Oooh, anyway, sorry wen jie, very very sorry. I didn't know you can't eat beef. Sorry >.<
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Situation (reccess):
*uni munches on a corn beef sandwich*
*offers wen jie a bite*
Wen Jie: ok *takes part of the sandwich and starts nibbling*
Wen Jie: Aye, why no taste de?
Uni: Take bigger bites =_= the taste's kinda light
Wen Jie: *puts whole piece in the mouth and starts chomping
Uni: @_@
Wen Jie: Why taste so weird de?
Uni: Err? It's just corned beef.. =_=
Wen Jie: BEEF?!!?!!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?
Uni: o_O (He's a buddhist and a devotee to Guan Yin, meaning he can't take beef)
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Frankly I think this abstain from certain food thing is kinda silly. I mean, you only live once, why give up all the yummies? Especially us chinese, our race is known for eating almost (tian shang fei de, di shang pa de, shui li you de) anything that flies in the sky, anything that crawls on the ground, anything that swims in the water. Too bad zul can never discover how tasty pork is =l And its just a PERSONAL OPINION, I am NOT OBJECTING greatly about this, so those internet prowlers wishing that someone can make one error and be a blabbermouth can just remain in your @($&!($_ sit and sulk, its we social-DEMOCRATIC (freedom to blab)

So anyway, we had 3 maths lessons or free period today. Really awesome I tell you, we're just sitting around slacking =D Adam Khoo's next week from wednesday to friday, aww shucks, I can already predict miss lam saying this:

"I AM DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! YOU WILL MISS 3 LESSONS NEXT WEEK! I DON'T CARE! YOU MUST STAY BACK! DO YOU THINK I WANT TO STAY BACK TOO? I CAN JUST RELAX IN MY STAFFROOM AND RELAX AND READ THE PAPERS! BUT NO! I WILL HELP YOU PEOPLE TO PASS YOUR O LVLS!"

Well, she scores a Cum-lao-day (dono how you spell it but it means distinction in some language in SMU) for effort, thought, etc, so can you blame her?

Gawwd, maybe we're having 2 tests tommorow, one physics on magnetism (easy =D) and another on SS (OMG NO! NOOOOOO!!!). I'm planning to boycott studying either since once's too easy and the other's too pointless. So, mugging on other subs it is!

To end this off, I'll quote some quotable quotes:

don't pigeon-hole English teachers into Shakespeare-spouting, dictionary-touting airy-fairy bimbos - mdm sng

Ni men zhe sia gao ji hua wen de ren ke zhen gou ji jing ji jiao!- translates to, "you higher chinese students are so calculative"- mdm ng wanted them to distribute papers for her

OI,LEE FANG LAN! - our eminent DK when he tried to get lfl to get more papers for the class

******** lower sec kids, ****** them la, kick the ****** ball into the ******* tennis court
-Jun Quan playing tennis today when a bunch of lower sec kids came intruding into the game

TIME FOR OPERATION SQUISH JIN QUAN'S SANDWICH WITH A RUBIKS CUBE! *snatches sandwich and cube and runs* - me

Why? Because god made it that way...- Adapted from, The wise sayings of Miss Lam when she has no answers

thats all for know, stay tuned for our quotable quotes!

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Depression just overcame me...don't know why, don't want to know... Feeling lethargic the whole day, the guys around my area also found me abnormally quiet today...Life's meaningless anyway, just looking at the days ahead just craps me out. Piles and piles of homeowork towers over us and handed back to us unmarked/self marked/ or even handed in so late. Miss lam's really annoying today, Zzz, knowing that we have work to do with the maths teacher, she actually extended the lesson to 3 periods leaving us 1 period to do around 6+ loci sums. Like wth, now we have extra homework, this is downright unfair. LFL's no better, we hand in her demanding homework and NEVER received a decently marked one. The only difference on the essay is either criticism or just one pathetic tick to decorate the paper. She gives tight deadlines, leaves herself plenty of time to mark. Frankly I'm losing myself, I don't see where I'm going at all, my head's a blank screen when they teach, I can't absorb. Why must the education system be so tight? Day by day, remedials follow one after another, less time to do homework they still give somemore...Whats more after mid year the remedial sessions are gonna be extended to 4 pm. To hell with remedials, the smart doesn't need to really study, neither does it help the mediocore much. Don't know about others, but I'm dead tired after remedials and after the tuitions after the remedials. Headstart tests were nothing but LIES, LIES and more LIES. They don't make a difference, even if you score an A you still go for remedial, even if i studied for biology headstart, they took my final examination results and put me in the 2nd science class for remedials. Its so inconvenient, everytime I need something i realise i left it in my own classroom.

They say we must be thankful for what we have, running electricity, running water, convenience of urban life? But didn't we exchanged all these with our childhood. A childhood I barely experienced. With all the science formulas, maths formula and memory work we have to do as students, I can't remember my past, what I did, what I used to do when I was a kid ignorant about the stresses of daily life. In fact, I think part of myself just died. Died and replaced by all these "useful" knowledge that we barely get to use in real life. If we live to survive and to suffer more, why live? Shouldn't one live life to the fullest? To his/her own? Wrong, how can one do that? It's just not logical.

Maybe I'm just mentally weak, breaking down and succumbing to pressure. Depression, maybe thats what gotten into me. Or issit the reality hitting on my materialistic side?

Monday Blues =_=ll

Ahh, the first day of the week, a.k.a monday blues. Haiz, wished there was a 4 day work week, that makes monday a holiday~ wootx. Yeah yeah, make me run for president/prime minister and i will sooo do that. I DECLARE A 4 DAY WORK WEEK! Monday's volunteery like saturday =D or CIP day, that'll rock, free labour for the school to manipulate. Hey, maybe even have $1 per hour and contribute it to our medifund! Was pretty funny today anyway, so many teachers never come because of secondary 3 camp. Too bad i can't go and help, I JUST LOVE TO SABOH SEC3s MUAHAHAHA! Little suckers, going to changi beach, its haunted kiddos, the evil japs came over and killed our soldiers there. So if your walking on the beach with a particular special someone THINKING of a romantic early sunrise, you phail =D chances are, you'll most probably end up screaming back giving your partner this impression," Man, you really suck." Unless your a girl.

Sooo anyway, its time for the summary of the day~

Social Studies: LFL only have insurance to cover her till 60 years old! Lol, suckered XD She admitted that she regretted signing that insurance, like who the hell contracts terminal illnesses at 30~60, little =_= unless you smoke alot of pot eh? Anyone wanna give LFL a nice push down the staircase so she wouldn't regret? *wink wink*
DISCLAIMER: NO I DO NOT WANT HER DEAD! SO IF SOMEONE PUSHES HER TOMMORROW I SHALT NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE! ALL BLOG READERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR OWN ACTIONS!

Emaths: Yay~ slaccck, mrs ting went for sec3 camp~ ahh so nostalgic, I can imagine waking up on intervals of 3600 seconds on the (#&()!$& HARD flooring while the girls get their electric fans and soft bed. Mrs theseira (how ever you spell her name) caught me and justin eating in class -.- argh, i mean whats her problem la, not like we're REALLy eating. The chips just came to us and it was reccess. She was a half dismissing us, I just popped one in casually and she scold us =_= Well, I admit that it was WRONG of us to eat in class, but hey, can't they be abit flexible? If even LFL permits us to get some munchies during remedials, what harm is there during reccess? Don't tell me she NEVER ate in class (hmm probably she didn't cause she's too poor to during her days of schooling) she would anyway =_= almost everyone does

Chemistry: Titration ish fun~! Did the same things, clean this, clean that, pour this, pour that, drip this, shake that, colour change and HEY PRESTO, the colour changes! (or fades)

English: Free periods! Wonder whats wrong with mdm sng o_O probably having fun watching little secondary 3 kids suffer. I don't understand, what do the teachers go sec3 camp for, all i see them do is watch us suffer, order macdonalds or currypuff watching us do absails or rock climbs. Its the PE teachers and capt'ns doing all the work IMO, I didn't see mrs lim do anything. Oh well, poor sec3s don't get to eat the leftover curry mr lim cooked last year muahaha

Physics: wow, we had a sub teacher and he's great! Mr kevin tay i think. Argh, forgot his name =_= he's definetly 100 times more entertaining then mdm shariffa.

Him: SO YOU SEE AR! THE UNLIKE CHARGES WILL BE LIKE A COUPLE WHO HAVEN'T SEE EACH OTHER FOR A LONG TIME! SO THEY CHIOONGG ARR! SO ATTRACT LOR
THEN HOR, YOU SEE LIKE CHARGES? OF COURSE SIAAAM LA! SO REPEL! (was wondering why he didn't say if a gay charges at you what do you do, lol)

Maths remedial: Mr HA took over, fun~ just did some worksheets and handed in, boring, but yeah, relaxing.

Damn, pre-monday blues -.-ll

See what I mean? Friday was just here! Now its sunday! Grr, time seems to be accelerating at the same rate as gravity freefall, similarity? It stops at particular optimum, in human terms, DEATH!
Oh well, not really looking forward to next week cause the day starts with a SOCIAL STUDIES TEST!( my ss is super sucky haha =*) Anyway, tonight's gonna go katong there to some special grill restaurant. Supposedly heat up some rocks till you can make Indian fire walkers go," OWOW HOT HOT!" then skewer your meat on it. Last time we went was at clarke quay, japanese grill restaurant. *drools* shitake shrooms <3

Anyway, gotta hand in report 0.81 to mrs loh for the NATIONAL WEATHER STUDY PROJECT , acronymed(did i spell it right?) NWSP, No Way Senoko's Paying (for information that students give). They needed some data, too lazy to hire proffessionals, so exploit the labour much cheaper then bangladesh workers, STUDENTS(us) or even INTERNS(future us).

Was feeling crapped up and ranting around cursing and swearing. Why must I do all the work =.= Heres a review of everything the task they were SUPPOSED to do:

Me: Find data from several places w/e for the main skeleton (done)

Wayne: Summarize data, cut down words, prevent the stupid copyright law from throwing us in jail (done)

Shimin: Take pictures of dipiliated, neglected buildings to put in our report saying the BIIG BAAD humidity is responsible for hurting our poor innocent buildings which keep us warm and happy (done..sorta)

Jiun Khai: -nth assigned cause he has chicken pox during december-

Tobie: Input pictures to the report (done) AND GIVE ME A @!()&!@%()!%( ESSAY ON HOW/WHY IS IT LIKE THAT! MAAN ISSIT SO HARD TO DO SO?! WHY WHY WHY AREEE YOUUU SOOO IRRESSSPONSIIIBLLEEEEEE! WHYYY! AND EVERYTIME ITS MEEEEE WHO GETS SCOLDED BY MRS LOHHHH! WHEREEES YOURRR TEAMMMMWORRRKK!! CAN MAAPLEEEE CANT DOOO WORRRKKK ISSITTTT?!!!?!!?!!

okaay, that was abit exasperated, but yeah. gets the message across. Ranted at him in class, no effect, he gives me the," IM A HEAD PREFECT! I HAVE MANY THINGS TO DO!" look. I mean come on, he's the leader, he's not taking a role of one. Everything I coordinate since I'm super free on december. But hey, I'm not even supposed to be doing that at all. Plan meetings, plan stuff etc, all must I do. -.- i mean like wtf,

Mrs loh: TAKE INITIATIVE! SHOW YOUR TEAMWORK!

Me (thoughts): WHY MUST I BE THE ONE WHO TAKES THE INITIATIVE! WHY CAN'T EVERYONE TAKE INITIATIVE?! JUST CAUSE I TAKE INITIATIVE DOES THAT MAKE ME A CRIMINAL AND THE BLAME FACTOR? Oh, so its, UNI TOOK THE INITIATIVE! ANYTHING SCREWS UP BLAME HIM! BLAME HIM! HE TAKE INITIATIVE MEANS HE SUPERMAN CAN DO EVERYTHING! YA ! YA! WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING MEANS WE'RE INNOCENT! YA! YA!

Yes mrs loh, you are right. We DON'T have teamwork, no one's motivated to work, only me. I'm free, they're busy trying to score A1s for O lvls and cry for joy when they get the certificate. Great, tobie wants me to be the leader? I shalt command thee to work, but does it make a difference whose the leader? Can a brilliant strategist win a war without an army fighting for him? Answer: No. This is not a case of poor leadership(not morally). This is like me playing chess with ONE pawn (me) against an army of hordes and thousands. Not even steven hawkings can win that kinda battle.

My brother's words woke me up yesterday. I asked to borrow a disc so I can input data and give it to mrs loh, I get the usual 15minutes lecture. Well, he's right. For all the damn projects that i did, 80% of the time I'm the one asking disc and information storing things. Yes, its my fault originally to say that I have the disc to store the information, but I'd like to (for once) have someone say sth like,"I have a disc to store the information". Take INITIATIVE dammit, theres no I in team, there MAY be a ME, but its only 1/2 of that damn team. What good does it do. Like the glider project I once did. There was definetly teamwork and alot of help from the DNT teachers. Even though we lost (and miserably), we had fun at the whole thing and still laugh about today since we sorta did our best and had hours down the drain. But if we were to sloggishly finish the damn glider, watch it crash, we'll most probably be blaming each other with something like, YOU SHOULD HAVE SCREWED THE WINGS PROPERLY! YOU SHOULD HAVE DO THIS! YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT! OR be so heck care that you never wanna do something like that.

Well, I'm just glad to say that at least wayne's helping. He did his work dilligently, he's offered to let me borrow his thumbdrive to upload to mrs loh's lappy our latest report and even though he has sec 3 camp to go for, he's still lending it to me for 3 days. Shimin tried (i think), no disc/diskette/w/e. So for all the people reading my blog and doing projects whatsoever, please, spare a thought for the WHOLE group and not push everything to one guy. Thanks. Now i have to go do LFL's work -.- most probably gonna have the the following:

UNTIDY! PATHETIC! WEAK! NOT-WORTHY FOR MY RED PEN TO STAIN! (oops too late)

Acjc Funfair- We scam your money! =D

Well, the escape trip's cancelled because some of the classmates complaining about having 5 head start tests next week. Actually, its just 3 isn't it? Theres still maths next week? o_O
anyway, quarrelled with "her" abit yesterday, kinda sad though, then finally after dilly dallying for so damn long, decided to go to acjc fun fair with mj.

Woke at around 10 plus (wow thats really late) then bathed then go buono vista area waiting for her =_= Seriously STUPID of me to wear a polyester collar shirt (I have tuition on that day so I wanted to go tuition after the stupid trip), so bloody warm, felt like some poor alive turkey baked in a oven for thanksgiving >.< Was carrying a rose for her, kinda looked ridiculous with people staring and stuff.

What I thought they thought," lol stupid lil brat now then give rose, I hope lightning strikes him harharhar!:

My thoughts were,"Gawwd, stop staring, so what if I'm kinda late for valentines =_= STOP STARING AT ME!"

Or wassit that I'm wearing something like that in the hot summer afternoon? =l

Anyway, about the funfair, we ALL know that funfairs rip people's money but ACJC IS DOWNRIGHT RIDICULOUS! I mean, wth, look at the following menu:

Kenny Rogers (fake) :
1/4 chicken $12
1/2 chicken $24
Whole Chicken $48

At least I think its something like that, who the hell reads on after seeing 1/4 for $12!?

Some fillet selling shop:
*striked out $3* $2 for chicken/mutton/beef fillet!
*size of fillet, think french food(which is known for serving extremely pathetic portions)*

Burger stalls!:
$4 for a miserably small burger that doesn't taste that great

Drinks stall:
$2 for a canned drink? Not bad right? *walks to canteen, sees a vending machine selling THE EXACT SAME THING for 80cents*
*Note: Someone pulled the plug out for the vending machine

Well, funfair is not always about food, so we went to check out on the games. Theres always that cliche throw ball at cans, hook duckies with a pole with a 99.99% chance of getting sth crappy, and nevertheless, theres the MEGA DELUXE PRIZES which are practically impossible to beat unless you:

a) are super tyco
b) bribed the stall
c) played cheat

O yeah, saw that sec 5 melvin(my class' sec 1 pal when i was sec1) with a senior today, he was wondering that if me and you-know-who's related since we looked alike (do we?) Then we faked that we're cousins since both our surname is the same (if you think charmant, please feel free to kill yourself for being so wrong that you make what adolf hitler did seem right)

Played game where they have flying bits of paper with quality almost the equivalent of monopoly $ and you have to grab in a giant, inflatable capsule. Using the basics of some physics content, I successfully got around 12 of it by swirling my arm around the capsule and pulling it out quickly creating a partial vacuum sucking out SOME of the notes. Fun =D but i only did that at the later part when i got annoyed at the fact that its impossible to grab anything =_= So anyway, i got 2nd Grade, a cap (not that bad actually, looked pretty nice) gave it to her since it says "F" meaning female. Aww she looked so cute in it <3

My thoughts: were there caps designed specially for females? O_o

But theres super ridiculous games too:
Haunted mansion/hospital/etc 10 bucks per entry, and there were lines so long that you think they were queuing up for free food. Nah, most probably they were like,"GAHH ITS SO BORING HERE! LETS SPEND THE 10 BUCKS QUICK AND GO!"

Finished about the whole thing at around 1.45, but damn that sucked, can't do anything else =_= "she" have to go home for her granny's birthday to celebrate while I can't go mj's house to play with her cats since her mum is having tuition so no one can go to her house =_=

Well, thats about all about acjc, feel free to leave your comments if you feel that I have offended acjc, I'll try my best to make it worse =D Nah just kidding, with the money they earned in that fair i fear that they might be able to buy over microsoft and hack into my computer =X

Yay~ hallooo weekends =D

Yay, finally, the common break that all teachers and students have a similar liking for, the weekends! Today's a friday, before we know it, sunday'll hit us and we'll be thinking something like," AWW MAN! SUNDAY ALREADY?!" monday blues cycles, etc. That's our life anyway.

So anyway, I have plans for tommorrows =D As all of you know, valentines day (aka scam the love suckers with jacked up prices of roses day) landed on a tuesday, being a school day kids like us can't go out without our parents suspecting right? So I changed mine to a saturday so me and *cough cough* can get out, enjoy NORMAL prices of food/flowers/etc. Making it less awkward for her so we're going out with some of our classmates to Escape, but still, we're gonna go our seperate ways later so its still a date XD (AND NO, SHE'S NOT IN THE CLASS SO STOP GUESSING WHO, MDM SNG! ._.)

So anyway, lets revise what the school did with the "cream" of the gm pie for today:

English: Hmm, did something about making something simple sound so complicated, teachers always do it very well though, especially maths teachers.

Using complicated terms:
How much wood can woodchuck X chuck in Z minutes if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Given that it chucks wood at rate of Y seconds/wood, write an expression in terms of Z and Y.(complicated?)

What it actually means:
Woodchuck takes Y seconds to chuck a wood, how much can it chuck it Z minutes?

Anyway, maths: Loci! Booorinngggg~

Chinese: had a lesson about national loyalty and some guy who went to america filled with hatred/blah, worked hard, became rich, and retired coming back to singapore because he loves singapore so much. Lee kuan yew would have been proud.

Reccess!: played chess with victor, dennis lim, jun quan, sianz, all 3 gang up on me. Say what, I CHAIRMAN FOR CHESS WHAT! SO ITS FAIR! Won in the end, purely by luck since i kapoed Jun quan's cannon, sucker-ed XD

Chemistry: Bleax, got scolded by mrs loh again, I mean like what the hell, I'm not the only member WITH report 0.81 for national weather study, why must I be the only one taking initiative?! I'm not even the leader! Tobie is! Grr, that Tobie so lazy =_= STOP MAPLING DUDE! O LVLS THIS YEAR!!

Maths: Screwed up school can't even plan maths lessons properly, split em up to 2 different times..

Geography: Geography's getting drier and drier, even the salted fish can die of dehydration in the textbook. Mrs Lau's very nice, trying to be humourous with the class, it took every bit of determination in me not to fall asleep in this tropical weather. I mean, sheesh, she took the trouble to prepare slides, we shouldn't be sleeping =_=

Biology: *has time to finish the diagram from yesterday and learns some interesting facts of life*

Conclusion: Cut geography contents and give life lessons instead.

Just another boring day~

argh, my morzilla died on me, had to rewrite this whole blog =_=

*sigh, just another morning of school. Don't you oftenly have thoughts like:

Will the teachers go on strikes today?

GIVE SINGAPORE A SNOWSTORM! WE DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL! *sobs*

please let it rain so we can pon PE >.< ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Well, something like that might just happen, only more, drastic and morbid that I rather have school. Yes, its TEH BIRD FLU! *scary music plays* Frankly, this aint a joke, mrs ting said sth like, the first human to human infection of the bird flu has occured! RUN YOU FOOLS! THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING! I remember what the potassium hydroxide(mr KOH*chemical symbol*) once said." if the bird flu hits singapore with the ability to create a human to human transmission, an estimated 200,000 people will die every week. That 200,000 WILL include someone you KNOW!" Then I'm like: O great, one more reasons not to go KFC, just what I need. Wait? 200,000? KILL THE DAMN INFECTED PEOPLE DAMMIT! BURN THEIR BODIES! WHO CARES ABOUT HUMAN MORALS WHEN ALL CAN BE SAVED?! Sigh, if we're all gonna die before I get my driving liscence, this sucks.. period.. So anyway, time for the summary of the day. Physics: Yay~I scored 85% for the common test I didn't know nor study for, wootx! But everyone's getting 80%, so its like, average =_= Clap for ju yin, she's got perfect =D *clap clap clap* PE: En yeow's street directory is OUTDATED, OBSELETE, ANTEDILUVIAN, ANTIQUATED! Our jogging route's about 600m, he says, but mr koh said its much lesser, so we actually benefit for NAFA. Bawahaha, and shimin is so pitiful today. She staggered so much that she's like a million years old, capable of breaking her neck and dying instantly after a small fall(man im mean >.<). Get well soon! Oh wait she already is hoping around lively just now *shrugs*

Reccess!: Operation Flatten Jin Quan's Sandwich with a Rubik's Cube (OFJQSRC): Success! Lol, wayne was changing in class, yes i said CHANGING. Take that vice head! Oh yeah, and in front of Jane*, a girl. I had to shield her innocent eyes from the sinful display *shakes head* (*name is changed due to privacy LOL)

Biology~: OMG SHE KNOWS! MISS LAM KNOWS! apparently, SOMEBODY, told her that she teaches more then biology in a NEGATIVE way. I wonder who *eyes on mdm sng* I meant that as a compliment! Don't SABOH (sabotage) ME HOR!

Chinese: Mdm ng only threw her marker at jin quan for sleeping ONCE instead of 7241975 times! A new class record! And beverly has an "Ang moh" boyfriend. O_o

Social Studies: -skips-

Chemistry: Nothing interesting, just about chemical energies and stuff. Your Endothermic (overall gain in energy for product, absorbing heat from surrounding) and Exothermic (overall lose in energy for product, releasing heat to surroundings) Displacement of metals are normally exothermic reaction. Neutralisation exothermic too!

Biology Remedial: Some boring worksheet. *yawn*

This is F4-1 correspondent ( lol) crappy crap asia, signing off~!

Total Defense Day

Today's 14th of february, the day where the terror of the japanese army under the glory of they crappy power hungry emperor occupied our homeland and massacred thousands of our people. They commited war atrocities such as rape, and still dare to publish stuff like;

"White foreign devils invaded our holy motherland but great and powerful father emperor deflected them with the winds of gods and liberating their cruel colonial rule to our other asian countries!- the story of WW2"

As usual, mrs elizabeth choy came over, the war heroine who's selfless and all the other mother theresa qualities. I received the shock of my life when I saw charmant presenting and even more shock that what mrs elizabeth choy said. In this stack of worksheet we're given, she says she hates a particular officer so much that she wants to kill him, then in front of us, she say she's not angry and stuff. Well, no matter how benevolent one is (except christ who got tortured insanely and said FORGIVE THEM FOR THEY NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING), I still think a human can't really suppress all that anger and revengeful hatred brooding in them. They'll erupt sooner or later. After that, we had our anual GM budget cut day! Aka- Forced purchase of one sweet potato and a packet of water for 50 cents. Mr lim earns approx: 0.5($) * 40(student per class) * 7 (class per level) * 4(level in school) + around 70*0.5 students in sec 5.
Yeap, good thing the class was VIGILANT enough to forsee this to stock up on chips and stuff, we had a mini partay in the class. So who says us spoilt brats can't prepare for emergencies ;p?

Anyway, its time for summary of teh day~ >=D
First two periods: Talk with mrs elizabeth choy

Geography: mrs lau's absent, so we had pretty much a 2 period recess.

Amaths: Lol, mrs ting's sixty o_O

English: About the o levels. OMG O LEVELS ARE SO EXPENSIVE! ALL THAT JUST TO SEND A BUNCH OF PAPERS TO ENGLAND!

Amaths (again) yeah our timetable's screwed: Differenciation is tedious. Period.

Chinese: mehh forget it, can't type in chinese +_+

Physics: *rub rub rub* ooo it attracts! aww it stopped =(( was showing mdm sng shariffa's trick today, aww shucks, she still remembers =_=ll

Valentines day~

Well well well, its a season to be jolly, yada yada, love and stuff. For you all lovebirds out there, have fun dating at overpriced roses and gifts! (*cough* suckers*) Frankly I don't know what the hell are these people up to, before that "special" day, prices are cheap as ever, roses are like 80 cents says LFL, then now they're like 5 bucks. I'm thinking to myself: wow, since when was the last time her husband used "overpriced stuff" as an excuse not to get her any? Poor LFL, mebbe her husband didn't get her any (evil grin)"

Well, a little lesson on this special day:

St. Valentine's Day falls on February 14, and is the traditional day on which lovers in certain cultures let each other know about their love, commonly by sending Valentine's cards, which are often anonymous. The history of Valentine's day can be traced back to a Catholic Church feast day, in honor of Saint Valentine. The day's associations with romantic love arrived after the High Middle Ages, during which the concept of romantic love was formulated.

The day is now most closely associated with the mutual exchange of love notes in the form of "valentines." Modern Valentine symbols include the heart-shaped outline and the figure of the winged Cupid. Since the 19th century, the practice of hand writing notes has largely given way to the exchange of mass-produced greeting cards. The Greeting Card Association estimates that, world-wide, approximately one billion valentine cards are sent each year, making the day the second largest card-sending holiday of the year behind Christmas. The association also estimates that women purchase approximately 85 percent of all valentines.

Source: www.wikipedia.org

Hmm, to lengthen the blog, maybe i can use my 2 legged cat skill ( san jiao mao gong fu) to try and summarize what we have learnt today =D:

Chinese: Crappy test =_=

English: Another crappy test =_=

Recess: if one is late for chapel, one can use the staircases from the side of the hall to enter WITHOUT getting caught for being late. This has been proven by d.kwek, victor, yilong, and plenty of other guys in our class.

Biology: We learnt PLANTS! (gaseous exchange in em)

In leaves and stems, they don't have lungs like us (haha, loooserss XD), large surface area to volume ratio, uses lame and simple diffusion to meet their needs.

Diffusion occurs through: Stomata and Lenticels (cork tissue in the old woody stem beneath the epidermis)

How does it diffuse?: Oxygen from surrounding diffuse into the intercellular spaces among cells of the leaves and stems.

-Oxygen diffuses in the moisture on the walls of cells then into the cells
-Reaches the cells deeper in not connected to air
-Carbon dioxide produced by respiration diffuses out of cells into intercellular spaces then to the atmosphere via stoma

Miss lam says: SOOO DO YOU THINK ROOTS NEED TO RESPIRE?! OF COURSE! *more body languages* BECAUSE THEY ARE CELLS! THEY NEED ENERGY TO FUNCTION!

In roots:
-as stated above, root cells need their oxygen for respiration and growth
-they get it from soil water where dissolved oxygen exist
-carbon dioxide produced form respiration diffuses out of the roots

the rest was pretty much a revision of what we learnt for transportation in plants w/e, so shan't waste my blogging space =D

E.Maths: Loci, sth that cannot be taught through words, NEXT!!

Physics: Basically she just got 2 crappy looking rods of materials and started showing us "magic" tricks by making tissue jump like a bunch of hungry dogs for a doggy treat. Anyway, by rubbing those materials with a woollen/silk material, she just took out a particular charge making it positively charged for eg, from 0 charge, it becomes +1. As for the tissue, its NEUTRAL: 0, but theres electrons and protons in it, so when she put the positvely charge rod near it, all the electrons in the tissue will be attracted to the rod like a pack of thirsty kids on a milo van, cause unlike charges attract right? So anyway, there will be a resultant force towards to rod so it "jumps". Since I am not some guy really good at physics, I shan't elaborate futhur just in case I mislead some of you. So yeah, *stops*

Geography Remedial Lessons: OMG! LFL TEACHES GEOGRAPHY?! *too stunned to be listening in class*

well, that ends the mark of revision in school~

A Day in the Life of my O-level Result Slip

A Day in the Life of my O-level Result Slip

I was born with thousands of my other brothers and sisters, and we shared a few names. Mine was B3. But I really hate my name. It's sounds so average and mediocre. Why couldn't I be like my handsome brother A1 instead? Or my chiou sister A2? I know there are ugly squirts like D7 and E8, but them being ugly don't make me feel any better. There was a time when I thought B3 was ok and that no one really cared about names. But I was horribly wrong. My siblings and I were given out yesterday and I finally realised how inferior I am as my owner punished me by beating me up with gigantic drops of tears. It was really painful. I can't take it anymore. Where's my mama? Oh she's busy giving birth at the MOE office where I was born. Useless b****. Just when I needed her most. Anyway I still hope she loves me. Because no one else does. I feel really suicidal now. My dear owner, please kill me, it's all my fault, for being born the way I am. Luckily my owner is kind and I smile happily as he tears me apart and burns me. The end.

*source: http://www.talkcocksummit.blogspot.com/*

Frankly its a great website, the people behind it blogging are from RJC. A total change from the stereotyping nerds you think ending up there. The website's contents itself is humuorous, not to mention the disclaimer:

Disclaimer

All characters mentioned in the posts are strictly fictional and any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental. We accept no responsibility whatsoever for any emotional trauma felt by the reader. However, we do claim credit if it happens to entertain you. If you feel our posts to be offensive, there can be several reasons,

a) you are stupid;
b) you are overly imaginative;
c) you want to kill us all anyway.

In any case, do let us know if you are offended by any of our posts and we will try our best to make it more offensive. Although we mean no harm, we could include some if you ask for it.

Well, for all those bored bloggers out there, feel free to check out this website:
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*NOTE*: the language used is abit offensive. Not for kids below 13 or extremely sensitive parents/teachers/authorities =D

Something Interesting...EDIT: copyrighted from another blog.

The thing is i have been busy messaging a handsome, hot guy.

Okay here's the situation.

Let the victim be X.
Let the person invovled be Despo Kia

X has a friendster account. As we all know, friendster accounts are for whoring for pple like me. So Despo Kia found X and added X. Soon after adding X, Despo Kia proceeds to message X out. As we have learnt in sex ed, it just happen lor and soon Despo Kia found his way into X's........................................msn list.

So Despo Kia was chatting with X, asking X to be his valentine. Despo Kia soon asks for X's handphone number. X, being a smart person, gave YH's number to Despo Kia and here's an excerpt of a handsome, desperate loser chatting with a big fat whiny gay fag.

1. Hey nite nite n sweet dreams wor! Hehe.. =) nice knowing you! Hope can date u out on v.day

Okay, firstly, Despo Kia doesnt have the slightest idea that he is actually chatting with ME and not some pretty chiobu that he is so desperate for.
Secondly, he is saying nite nite to me! Omg make me so excited my heart kept pumping the whole night cannot sleep. This is the first time in my life someone whispered sweet nothings into my ears! Omg me so happy WORRR! Kekekekexxx.
Thirdly he said it was nice knowing me. Awwwww, that melted my heart. One minute after me knowing him he actually said it was nice knowing me. It was certainly nice knowing him man!
Lastly, he wants to date me. ME! ME! POOYIHONG. Despo Kia ( a male) wants to date me! HAR you losers who are still looking for a valentine. I have got mine already! Omg i cant wait for the date man. I cant wait for the day i reveal my pretty(ugly) face to that Despo Kia man. Be jealous man. You will see me holding his hand on valentine's day having the time of my life.

2. Morning X! =p Haha..reaching sch alr? Yawn.. So tired larh..Grr..Haha

Omg again he said good morning! Im so happy he made my day with those simple words man. Good fking morning you sonofagun u just woke up with that damn message of yours! Okay jokes aside i still love him very much. Next he asked if i was reaching sch. Firstly you dumb fag i live in sengkang and i dont think it's funny to ask about how long i take to go to sch. He said he was tired. (okay time to be nice) Oh man my dear dear is tired! How!? I must show some concern i so wanted to call him and shower him with some of my tender loving care. Yawn, he must have tire himself out making a valentine present for me! ME! Oh how sweet! GRRRR! OMG he's showing he's manliness! I like manly and hot guys! QUICK! More grrrrrr!!!!!!


I soon did my backgrnd check on this suspicious character and i sent out my sources on a search for this young handsome guy who was supposedly to be in vjc table tennis and soccer. BTW he's j2. OH man i just love older guys!

My sources soon return with similar replies close to this :"Wah lau table tennis dun ahve guys names anw nobody has heard of him. He's not in soccer either. He's a FRAUD!"

Damn he just broke my heart one day after knowing me how can he lie to me. You might ask me how come i had the impression that he was from vjc. Well, Despo Kia happened to hit on X's friend and told X' (X's friend shall now be call X' aka X prime) that he's from vjc.

I being the ever jealous and possesive person that i am decide to question him. " Dear Dear are you from vjc?" Actually i didnt ask like that. I asked smth like " Oei tmd. Knn u said u from vj bluff me isit? Kns u lie to me u DIE!"

After more interrogation, i have found out that he's from innova jc.

That's the adventures of Despo Kia and Gay Fag YH for the 7th of february. Will update you more when i hit on him more or rather he hits on me more. Stay tuned man!

February 05, 2006

Well, long time since i blogged, time to clean off the cobwebs gathering around here. Most of the time thanks to the busy schedule of daily schoolwork and my procrastination of most things, I barely blog, so, being really free today, I blog =) (that didn't really make sense =l ) Alritey, so lets talk about school shall we? Now before I start, lets censor the teacher's name before I get sued for something, go to jail, blah blah, etc. The interne t used to be a place of much freedom, now its so controlled, sigh.

Lets see, promoted to secondary four, really much tougher then I thought. We're first bombarded with headstart tests which I really studied hard for a week. After that, we have a few weeks of not-so-slack lessons, followed by chinese new year to let my hair down, and finally, remedial lessons. New teachers, hmm, all my lika-ble teachers got changed. Miss khoo changed to mrs lau, miss soh changed to mrs lee fang lan and finally, mrs chang to mrs ting.

Well, the new teachers, really, unfortunate about the switches. Miss Khoo was really awesome, her lessons are interesting, she gives ALOT of examination tips, feedbacks, etc. Mrs Lau's just your average teach teach teach you do work teacher. Nothing unpleasant, but nothing creative either. But she's trying, so I give her a B for effort. Miss soh, she's really slack. I think she's absent for as many lessons as Nikilah (sorry, no offence). Miss soh is a likeness of Miss Khoo, only problem is, she gives the class too much group work time. Yes she can teach, but too slack, often get bullied by us =(. Changed to mrs lee, oh god, i swear that she's the most pickiest teacher in GMSS. First SS test, demoralizes everyone. Whole class except a handful failed. To think we're the best express class, we can get such a crappy result. Common assignments? Fail alot, BUT, you score well, you groan too! Why?

Case #01: Mrs Lee to Kah Sin on a particular assignment which she did very well: " I want YOU to IMPROVE YOUR ESSAY, TYPE YOUR EDITTED ESSAY in microsoft word and send it to me the NEXT DAY." I could have sworn i heard a puny voice crying for help at that moment. Poor Kah Sin =l

Note: Give your 101% in every assignment given! If not, there will fatal consequences. Example:

Case #02: To me: Your assignment is IN A RIDICULOUSLY BAD CONDITION THAT I DO NOT WANT TO MARK IT! (actual fact: Its slightly tattered on the top part because of my "SAVE THE EARTH" fullscap paper.)

Evaluation: Lift everything from your textbook to microsoft word, use the summarize option, explain each summarized point in full, give conclusion, etc. Write your sentences in YOUR BEST HANDWRITING on TOP QUALITY paper, sprinkle some light high class perfume, fast for days and nights before handing in your assignment. YOU MIGHT, get past her safely, or on rare days of striking 4D, a praise from her.

Lastly, we have mrs chang (gone) to mrs ting(present). Mrs chang, average teacher, very very kind to us, as a result gets taken advantage of by us, extremely lenient. Mrs Ting, very very cruel (in a way) to us, as a result, WE get taken advantage of, extremely strict in marking.

Case #01: Letty's 5 step working to a 3mark sum.
Mrs Ting: *walks to the board, corrects all the 5 steps with MINUTE errors*
Mrs Ting: SO YOU SEE! SHE HAS 5 ERRORS ON THIS 3 MARKS QUESTION! *comments on errors* ending with, " SHE GETS A -2 MARKS FOR THE SUM! YES, ITS THAT STRICT!"

O well, I can predict what fun days we're gonna have =_=